Pam

The PAM when running for a race, starts running backwards. *someone give her the directions, please*

*EDIT - bugger, beaten*

The PAPAM doesn't seem to hold their location in high regard...

The PAM seems to like the word 'Mad'...

PAM most certainly suffers from the hallucinogenic effect of literature overdose.

The PAM has saved her toe nail clippings for her "collection" since she was four.

(Hi, Miss Darcy. :wave: We haven't met yet, but I'm sure we'll see each other around. ;))

The PAM throws lizards off tall spaces attached to bungee cords! Bad PAM! :p

The PAM has a laugh that makes the sound of fingernails on a blackboard seem lovely and nice.

PAM is training to be a clown but is having trouble putting on her red nose.

PAM sneezed on the tray of Christmas cookies and served them to the guests anyway, yeesh! :sick: :D

PAM is selling snow balls at outrageous prices.

ah, but the PAM is buying! :p and selling Frosty on the black market . .. tear tear

PAM is buying Frosty though! :p

PAM put bids on Frosty and the snow balls to drive up the price! ;)

The PAM is obviously the one who turned a hair dryer on and melted poor ol' Frosty. Admit it, PAM! :p

PAM is constantly attempting to fly with little success, except bumping into trees :p

The PAM lives in a hole in a tree, she is that tiny :p