watching that incredibly dramatic moment in the film. Why oh why did he have to peel his head? Now he missed most of the gruesome killing due to his tears.
In the starlight shines the colourful...
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watching that incredibly dramatic moment in the film. Why oh why did he have to peel his head? Now he missed most of the gruesome killing due to his tears.
In the starlight shines the colourful...
jelly beans, and I am sure not picking those up!
I found a potato chip that looked exactly like....
...another potato chip! Who would have thought?
The difference between a train and a pink elephant is...
... second's consideration.
If you want to be remembered affectionately .....
...be a kiss.
Sanguine, Cholera, Melancholy and Phlegm...
sounds like a good name for a rock band! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mu...smiley-026.gif
I'll tell thee everything I can because...
...it isn't all that much!
To travel well...
one must take loads of Dramamine!
To be a ninja warrior. . . .
one must walk a lonely path, and eat lots of turnips.
Don't ninja warriors wear those funny looking....
...things on their funny-looking -- hggrkh!!
The invisible ninja...
is the ultimate in stealth technology assassination! http://1000smilies.com/sai.gif
When attacked by invisible ninja's, your best defese is to...
take out your tonfa and nunchucku and swing away!
invisible ninjas dont like dogs because...
. . . they always get peed on while observing their mark.
To cover the smell of dog urine, invisible ninjas. . . .
apply skunk essence liberally.
What did one invisible ninja say to the other? "Why that is a ...."
shadow I see, is it yours, or mine??""
The confused ninja can...