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(Did not realyy get what you meant Venom, sorry, but if you know, which I wonder if you do, Artemis and Harry are currently not with the rest of the team. They are on a different mission.)
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Artemis frantically searched for Harry when, out of the blue, something caught him by his leg. Artemis fell on the ground and realized that he was being drawn backwards.
I know, but Deadpool brought him there! :lol:
Just send him back. Let him get on with his mission... so i can beat the stuffing outta him when he comes back. (for calling me a girl)
"Why do I always show up when it's boring?" Xion complained... Right after saying this, Xion started beating up the guards for fun.
Why am I always near the end? :(Quote:
the honor guard replied, " we have Slippy, Falco, master chief, cortana, the arbiter, red yoshi, Venom, Deadpool, Axel, Xion, and your girlfriend... krystal... "
Lol i'm ahead because i allied first
But I'm WAY ahead of you! HA! (Look at this! we are fighting for Jekan's lists. That should be a forum :lol:)
Artemis was being drawn backwards. A brown shoot had got hold of his leg and was hauling him backwards. Artemis dug his nails in the soil and frantically ventured to resist the motion. Every few seconds, he would embrace the trunks of the tree but the force which dragged him was too much for him to match.
Suddenly, the grip loosened. However, Artemis' legs pained. He got up, mainly on one leg, and saw.....
"It's an enting!" a voice spoke.
Artemis turned and to his relief, saw Harry.
"Enting?"
"Yeah, young ents, talking trees, that may make more sense to you."
"Whoever they are, they shouldn't have messed with us." Artemis closed his hands around his pocket.
"No!" Harry shrieked. "They are noble folk!"
"Well, if you ask me, that wasn't the noblest of ways to welcome someone. Ouch!" Artemis pressed his sprained legs.
The entings giggled. Artemis had just noticed, that there was not one, but a swarm of them.
"Oh, they are naughty, not as solemn as the ents themselves."
"Anyways, what do they want?"
"Dunno, they might want to tell us now!"
"To put it simply, we want to help you defeat the Devil. If he's back, he'd send his army and chop us all down for his weapons." One of the entings said in a very deep voice.
"Well, at least their voice is much more mature than they are!" Artemis grunted, still vexed at the behaviour.
Back at the battlefield, aliens watch perplexed as the allies fight for the first name on the Jekan list. It's kinda sad.:lol:
"you arse!!!" fox screamed.(:flare::flare::flare::flare::flare:)
everyone was returned except krystal... as the demon fox mccloud got angry, he transoformed into a huge flaming demon fox!!!
http://www.narutopictures.biz/pics/naruto-kyuubi.jpg
The fox is flaming!?!?! How can you tell? Oh, I get it! You mean on fire:lol:!
Deadpool draws his swords and readies himself for battle. Fox burgers tonight! Pre-cooked!
the demon growled, "do not attack me, friend... attack the aliens..." with that, he scorched the cowering honor guard with demon fire... (demon fire is not the same as fire, so the aliens are not immune to it...)
"Good boy!" says Axel as the Demon fox barks happily
Xion wanting to keep Fox happy picks up an alien and throws as hard as she could while saying, "Fetch!" Fox runs swiftly chews the alien to bits and burns the aliens trying to get near him to shoot.
Artemis and Harry walked between a moving forest (that is what a muggle would think). Five entings on each side gaurded the "teen alliance" as they continued on their escapade. Till now, the journey had been smooth, and the armour had not yet got a chance to show its expediency. Full moon was still 4 days away, so they guessed that they had quite some time to accomplish their quest. But how wrong they were!
Huge black and monstrous clouds swam their way from the east to the sky overhead. Fierce beasts came soaring towards them penetrating the clouds, and billowing out a huge wave of fire.
At the lead of the terrible horde of beasts was a twisted mass of flesh and horns. On the back of a scaled steed was a knight, presumably the King of the Dead lands.
"Why have you invaded my lands? You come with a force bent in destruction. Explain or die."
Before the King (The Devil's accomplice helping him to rise back again) could speak another word, Harry pointed his wand towards a nearby flowing lake, and roared, "Aguamenti!". A gargantuan comber of water soared out of the lake lugging a huge amount of energy with it and smashed into the beasts. The beasts were caught unawares and thrown back. A few fell on the ground, unable to withstand their biggest adversary- water.
The entings took this time to the best of their advantage and hauled Harry and Artemis on to their stemy shoulders and ran into the thicker wods.
Axel in the meanwhile was swatting wraiths and choppers.
demon fox growled giddily... and chomped on a pair of hunters, when he had an idea.
:idea:
fox boomed, "attach the fallen aliens weapons to me, as well as vehicle weapons!!!"
"Okay" said Axel ripping the top turret off of a scarab and hurling it at fox who caught it.
The King of the Dead Lands pursues Harry and Fowl. Angry as heck, that is.
Meanwhile... Venom chucks the pieces of shrapnel of alien crafts at Fox. Hope he has a good catch!
The Professor with his incredible ability to sense things calls to Fox, "You better move quickly getting those weapons on you; their re-enforcements are coming!"
demon fox acknowledges the professer, dodging the shrapnel at the same time...
three minutes later, demon fox was armored and equipped better than a tank...
"Uh...I Threw enough weapons and explosives at you to be better armed than several thousand tanks" said Axel "so this better work"
Considering that Fox is on fire, giving him explosives is not intelligent. Aliens and allies scramble for cover at a firestorm wreaks havoc in the sky. It would have been fine, if not for gravity that is! :lol:
"We are safe now?" Harry asked.
"Oh yes, riding a group of entings, being chased by a horde of beasts and a vexed demon, can you feel safer?" Artemis spat and a few entings giggled.
Not knowing what had just been said, Axel claimed "i bet they're off having fun somewhere without us.
"Yeah and we're left with the job of defending Earth from aliens.", replied Deadpool.
:flare: "die, puny aliens... feel my wrath...." demon fox took aim and let loose a torrent of plasma, explosives, and bullets, which obliterated everything in their path!
Axel squished a few that were still twitching
Meanwhile, in the Dead land, the King of the Dead Worlds had caught up to Fowl and Harry.
"Now what the heaven was that for?!?!", demanded the Dead Lord, "I wasn't going to before, but NOW you must be beaten into submission, taken into the dungeon, and have your wands snapped in two."
Axel had a sandwhich.
Until Venom decided to be a jerk at throw Axel's sandwich to the ground. Why, don't ask.
demon fox summons a new, better tasting sandwich for axel, and oblitrated the final aliens...
The Professor liked Axel's idea and made two sandwiches. He gave one to Axel in response to Venom's unexplained rudeness.
Axel now had two sandwiches!
Three if you count the dirty one on the ground. The Professor suggested that the Demon Fox uses his fire to make one of the sandwiches a grilled cheese sandwich.
surveying the carnage, he sees no more enemies... and takes the professor's suggestion to heat the sandwich.. he mad a steaming grilled cheese sandwich!!!
http://www.wickedsatisfying.com/wp-c...led_cheese.jpg
Axel in return (because I might not be on for a while; I'm traveling to Europe) awards the group the legendary flaming sandwich which despite appearances, does not burn your mouth. Instead, it makes you able to throw fire (like in a Mario game a fire mushroom or something like that). It also makes money fall from the sky for reasons unknown.
On the King's orders, the Knight's seated haughtily on their beasts, produced a lash with his long leather whip.
The King's servants circled the teen alliance and closed upon them. The Entings stamped their trunky legs on the ground. The ground quaked. Dressed with leaves and twigs, the ground collapsed and the teens along with the ents descended in the ground.