very very painful indeed looking for hours on end for a single fiction and no help from a card catolog either...
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very very painful indeed looking for hours on end for a single fiction and no help from a card catolog either...
I am glad I am in canada
:banana:
oh sorry, the name of the ranch is Never land like in peter pan... sick
I'm in Canada too but the Library of Congress' has arms that reach far.
Really, How so?
Random thought of the day:
(listening to Mrs. Robinson :p) ahem..ok, My friend coming tomorrow to visit me in NC!! :D i love you all! *mwah*
Why does my mother shop at BJ’s Wholesale Food Stores?
In my kitchen pantry, I have 73 granola bars. In my linen closet, I have a paper-towel castle stacked twelve feet high. In one small plastic container residing in my medicine cabinet, I have enough dental floss to fasten a log raft.
I’ve had that dental floss since 1999.
woaw, sounds like my mom, she bought a 8 gallon vat of olives, what the heck are we gonna do with that many olives, throw them at our neighbores?... crazy, bu she eats them everyday... I don't think that is exactly healthy. :sick:
This is the first time I have gotten an incomplete on any writing assignment ever... :eek: :eek2:
Eh. This is one of those not-so-great moments. :(
for those in need of a great moment............................take a second to enjoy this one.
so if they actually shot a monkey into the moon, could we have a major monkey colony competeing for colonization of the universe?
No, we wouldn't. There's no air on the Moon, so the poor monkeys would die a horrible death there. :bawling:
but what if they were robot monkeys?
They would have a difficult time swinging from trees.
and picking the nits(little bugs?) out of each others fur.
Oh My Gosh. Whoever it is playing the saxophone in the middle of the night needs to STOP.
maybe it the robot monkies with their saxophone calls.
or perhaps the robotic monkeys grew DNA and mutated into killer bugs like in Starship Troopers.
....but if ( as the original monkey reference above states ) the monkey's were fired "into" the moon, would we still hear the siren call of their saxaphones, or would the moon's crust muffle the sound until just before the echoes of their cadenced march reach the surface announcing the initial thrust in a multi-pronged attack? Or do physics still count, and we hear nothing due to a lack of an atmosphere?
Heh, the robot monkeys would take air there so that everyone could hear their saxophone calls.
They don't need air to breath, but we are forgetting that they are half-organic so that eventually they shall be needing air. And where will they take it from - from Earth, of course.
Viva la robot monkeys!
so should we prepare a star wars defense system to combat oxygen theft?
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Yeah, but if we shot robot monkeys into space, how are they going to fling dung at each other? Ya know, with the whole loss of gravity thing.
There is some gravity on the moon, it will just take longer for the dung to hit it's target.
They will fling it at the general vicinity of the sun, so it slingshots around the sun and hits its target with tremendous speed... after all they are ROBOT monkeys, they would be that smart.
Oh man, we should totally make this a screenplay. We can ask that brother of Mark Wahlberg to star in it.
oh dear God... what is wrong with you guys... way to much spare time.
If the monkeys are robots, will they still feed on Bananas? and if so where are they gonna find them on the moon? I think we need to start safeguarding our supplies.
Maybe they would feed on artificial bananas instead of organic ones... :P
and since they are robots, mabe they need banana oil?
If monkeys were robots then we would need new test subjects, no more monkeys sitting at keyboards typing random letters for some probablity research, or pshycological experiment, what if htey caught wind and demanded rights?
This is true, but then they could be used to do our algebra homework. Imagine how cool you would be as the first kid in the neighborhood to have a robot monkey math tutor.Quote:
Originally Posted by simon
Then we could have pocket robot monkeys. They will be bigger than cabbage patch kids or 'My Buddy'.
yes, and they could help you with homework, battle eachother, attack your teachers... revolt and form a robot monkey utopian society
Hmm, this is starting to sound very much llike 'Planets of Apes' :D
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Originally Posted by Stanislaw
That's why we had to launch them into space!
Oh, those silly robot space monkeys!
Do you think we could get them into a barrel????
Today in one of the biggest newspaper in Sweden they report that scientists has proven that underpants with vitamin C does not work.
Just let that sentence slowly sink in.
Yes, someone actually made underpants laced with vitamin C.
And people actually bought them.
Why?
WHY?
because people thought they would work???Quote:
Originally Posted by Isagel
What is 'work' supposed to mean in this context, I have no idea though... :confused: