A transcendent force called Fred.
When was yog hurt? And has he applied for compensation?
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A transcendent force called Fred.
When was yog hurt? And has he applied for compensation?
Yog was a very old man, and slipped on a banana peel. He applied for disability and his old age pension at the same time, while chopping down the banana tree in anger! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a125.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/nahrung/n045.gif
Why is the stupid banana dancing?
because the Viking smiley will chop off his unmentionable if he stops! Viking Smiley is a control freak. With a large collection of unmentionables. I'm stopping now...this is getting gross.
Do fleas communicate?
Of course they do, mine talk to me all the time!
Why do we need to sleep?
So our fleas can get peace - it's a darwinian symbiotic adaption. You scratch my back an I'll nibble yours - so to speak.
Why are tiny things so perfectly made?
Because they're too small for you to recognize their imperfections.
Why must I live?
Youse want I should bump youse off? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/c090.gif Da Godfeather
Why do people draw fairies so ugly?
Because no matter how much imagination you have, a little more is needed to be able to draw a proper fairy.
Why are the seeds of a strawberry on the outside, as opposed to the inside?
because it is an accessory fruit.
Why is valentines day so boring nowadays?
Because everything else is so exciting!
Why is the world round?
Because the universe is round.
Why are humans called homosapiens
Because Homo Sapiens, means man reasoning or rational man and in latin the clever human.
Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
Only if they take a skinny friend (to dip!)
Why do people say meaningless things?
Is that a rhetorical question?! 'Physician, heal thyself.'
How do dogs in New York's 12 foot snow areas go outside to pee?
Tunnel, I suppose. The Saint Bernard's work triple-shifts, leading other dogs to the outside...
12 foot of snow in New York? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a045.gif
I know! I'm jealous too! I've always wanted to tunel around outside... I can make my own secret base in my backyard and my siblings would never find me... :D
Why don't I get a lot of snow where I live? East coast gets sooo much snow... luckies... :p
Because if you got a lot of snow, it would all melt and drown your state's population.
Why is today so gloomy?
it feels neglected. Feb. 14 gets all of the attention.
Why don't dogs like the mailman?
Mailman doesn't wear Milkbone underwear.
Why does water run?
I would if someone was going to drink me too. :lol: :D
Why do bananas bruise? :banana:
Bananas bruise because carrots are bullies.
If water runs because it is afraid, why do noses run?
To get away from the smell.
What did the hole punch say to the paperclip?
A talking paper clip. OK. Cue the boys in the white coats...
Why do frogs hop?
Because they can!
Why am I spending this Valentine's morning looking up court dates for a family member rather than writing poetry for my beloved?
Because family matters too. And you love both of them.
If water froms fear, and noses run from bad smells, why do refrigerators run?
You're right, Bookinator! Thanks!
Refrigerators are simply bullies. They like to intimidate. It was really bad when I was a kid and we had a window air conditioning unit. Each one trying to outrun the other one!
Why did the dish run away with the spoon??
Because Kathycf made some lutefisk and the dishes weren't going to touch it anymore than I was.
Why are lemon drops so addictive?
It's the L.S.D. effect (Lemon, sugar, delicious!)
Why isn't the sky ever green?
Doesn't the aurora sometimes produce a green pigmented sky?
How come I'm not there?
You can't get here from there... :rolleyes:
Why does lead sink?
b/c it can't swim...pfth :P
if jonny cracked corn and nobody cared then why is there a song?
Because, secretly, somebody did care.
Why am I addicted to Rascal Flatts?
Because you're a sissy;) I'm just kidding.
How come no one welcomed me to Lit-Net today?
They are still preparing for a warm welcome...
Why is there a snowfall only during winters?
Because if it happened during any other season no one would hear it.
What color do you get when you mix green + orange
*sticks some peas and carrots in the food processor* You get the color of Baby Food. tadah!
What are the most popular last words of people on their deathbed?
AHHH...Argh....(not in that particular order)
Is Santa Clause real?
If you spell it that way, yes. There is a clause in a book that mentions Santa.
What is it with werewolfs and the full-moon anyhow? :flare:
It's a menstrual thing......don't ask!
If you get bit by a werewolf you turn into a werewolf....ditto for vampires.
What happens if a werewolf and vampire bite each other?
Then you get a hybrid horror figure. A werevamp. A sexy female that was.
Why do I jiggle my legs at the computer?