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Hey.. I do Yoga!!! I fly back from Tibet barefoot... and I teach Mil some Yoga unsuccessfully... by the way.. I own Hell!!! Mil's foot is now behind his head and a sickening crack is heard.. assuring me that Mil needs a doctor.. I contact Sally but he mistakenly gives you the needle.. You fall into a coma... I look after your body at the BOTTOM of MY HILL....
Shinster Spinster has the hill, until I figure out a yoga move on my own, called the hill-stealer. This one fixes my anatomy.
The hill is mine!
Mil's hill...
I take the hill...
My hill...
[fairly simple...]
Shin has the hill.
I ask if I might rule it one last time, for ever, and I mix her up with talk about her being older and needing to let the children play, and she gives me the landscape and a mother's wink.
My hill!
Mil's hill...
Mil sees me with a Starbucks Coffee... as I let orphaned children play at his hill... the children play pin the tail on the donkey as I nominate Mil as the donkey... Mil runs screaming with a thumbtack on his eyeballs... and one in his nether regions.. ouch!! Impotent dear Mil??
Shinigami has the hill illegaly.Quote:
Mil's hill...
Mil sees me with a Starbucks Coffee... as I let orphaned children play at his hill... the children play pin the tail on the donkey as I nominate Mil as the donkey... Mil runs screaming with a thumbtack on his eyeballs... and one in his nether regions.. ouch!! Impotent dear Mil??
I threaten to tell her mom what she did to me, and she says, "Stop your crying, I'll do whatever you say, just to make you shut up!" I say, "Go home!"
She schemes again because the hill is mine.
Mil's hill...
hm... good one...
For now the hill shall remain yours... I'll wait for my time...
Mil's hill...
I invite you and the principal to stand at the base of the hill and sing for your supper.
I graciously decline... seeing as to the principal has the hots for you...
Is your principal a woman by any chance? The other sort would be a man! All I know is that the woman for me has not as of yet ever been in the teaching profession, and has no hots for the position of a school principal.
My principal is indeed a woman...
and you just let your guard down...
My HILL!!!
The hill is Shin's.
Now she has 200 posts, and must celibrate down in the valley hall.
My hill.
Mil's hill...
How kind of you to notice...
Still Mil's Hill...
Mil has the hill.
I'm grumpy this morning, as I devour my Anthracite, with pure Petrol. I open the dimensional window and glare down at the hill. By the shell of the egg I was born in! How they scrabble over that piece of property! I wonder if anyone ever figured out that I set it out of time phase with everything else back when Aimus and I were negotiating, and forgot to put it back? Time runs differently when one is actually on the hill. Oh, well--I quit bothering about the whole thing. I just watch. Unfortunately, I have to burp, and Mil thinks it's raining meteorites. (Urp!) Sorry! That’s why I usually drink kerosene. It's easier on my stomach.
Mil is cowering on the hill under his shield, to ward off meteorites. I close the windows. I'm going to bed. I don't feel too good...(Urp!) :p :p :p
So.. It's still Mil's Hill...
I see what happens and I post a fine to Pen...
I help Mil clean up his hill.... Mil has an idea to make it like a company...
So I own 1/1000 of the hill...
Mil has 999 parts of the hill and Shinigami has the remainding piece. I yell out the word "codswallop" and they are both startled and bemused at the loud randomness of my yell. Wandering off the hill, they go to investigate the codswallop yelling source.
MY hill (Codswallop!!!!)
Kathy has the hill.
Shini keeps gasping as we walk through the scary forest around the base of the hill. I start to worry about how to fight the codswallop source and protect a fine kid at the same time. We return, frightened (for Shin's sake, that is), to the hill where we think the source is not to be located (nor at hand to locate us). It's going to be rather hard for us to ever be removed from the safety of the elevation ever again. We have pity on tricky Kathy, and make her our butleress, so that she doesn't have to treck the Scary Wood.
My hill - well practically -, my guests!
Mill Hill!
I Use my sleep potion on his soup and after he falls asleep i roll him down the hill..
Wow!!!
My hill... :p
Willow has the hill
I see his hair reaches down to the bottom of the hill. I pull it really hard and see him flying by, as he tumbles down the hill, caught in a web of his own hair.
My hill!
Aimus hill!
After fixing my hair i use what was torn from it to create a lasso and i throw it on Aimus catching him and tieing him to a tree down the hill...
All is left to go back up!
My Hill :p
Willow has the hill
How he managed to get out of that web of hair amazes even the screenwriters in Hollywood. But for that same reason(PLOT HOLE!) I stand on top of the hill and kick Willow off it with a beautiful free kick, GOAL!
My hill, my place, my IRON MAIDEN SHRINE, which I just updated and made whole. :)
Aimus hill..
As he Smiles and strech his arms with joy Listening to Iron maiden An Iron ANvil Falls and crashs him! hehe... "Did i do that.. "... opps...
Well all in all what is left is being removed with Aimus helicopter..
My Hill!! hip hip Horay!
Willow has the hill.
The surgeon at the hospital they brought me too is very capable, and stitches back together, ads new bones where needed, and repairs any other damaged parts of me.
Meanwhile, willow is obsessed with the iron anvil he found on top of the hill, but what he didn't know was that it contained a miniature nuclear device. The timer hits zero, just as willow discovers the hidden compartment. BOOM! poor willow dead as a doorknob.
I have the hill!
Ouch!
Aimus hill...
As all goods thing come to an end.. Aimus is laying on his Hospital bed on top of his hill staring at the sky.. not notecing the amazing fact that the pices left of poor pld willow are starting to reattach tehm self (any one said jason...)..
Now all is left is to realese the hospital bed brakes.. and off he goes....
My hill :)... (or at least what that was left of the hill )
Willow has the hill
As the IRON MAIDEN shrine survive a nuclear device without a scratch, so did I survive my trip down the hill in my hospital bed. I step out of the bed, slip into my combat gear, and sneak back up the hill, Willow, keen as he is, notices me, and persuits vigorously. The problem for him was that I set several traps and he falls for the most obvious one. Into the hole in the side of the hill. I look down, and see Willow 15 feet below, trying to reassemble himself.
My hill! :D
Aimus hill...
Well.. i turn on the Swich so the light would be on and i'll see better.. and then i take out my Super electomagnetic Diseal combined bulldozer ! and dig my way out only to discover Aimus on his way up fell to one of his own traps and now is hanging of a tree..
Hmmm i guess no fight is needed...
My Hill!
WW has the hill.
I walk up the hill, pull out an ax, and chop weeping willow to pieces.
My hill.
Papayahed Hill
GRRR!!!
Axe is where i draw the line!! no one will shop me up!!!
i take my ducktape and attach my self back togher.. then i go and free Aimus from the tree... i bet he would deal With Papayahed!
Papayahed's Hill.. (not for long!)
Boogiie has the hill.
I stab ^ with a dull toothbrush in the side of the neck;; MY HILL!!!
<33 =D
Boogie has the hill
How silly of me to fall into my own trap. Fortunately willow quikly frees me before running off. I see boogie on top of the hill, he isn't paying attention, and I use my slingshot (by Martian Slingshots INC!) to shoot a supercharged acorn into his eye. This send him flying into orbit. In a few years, he will fall back down to earth, and will scatter across the ocean.
My hill. I sit down, and enjoy the view :)
...You cant shoot me into space...=[ im the boogie woman...takes hill back by throwing a high heel at Aimus Sage...Ha take that!!! =|
:lol:
OK, Boogie's Hill
I have them play all sorts of disco classics and Boogie boogies on down the hill.
Virgil's Hill!
Boogiie has the hill.
I walk up the hill inform boogiie that there is a sale at Macy's, boogiie jets to the sale.
My Hill.
Damn it virgie!!!
Virgils hill.
I tell Virgil there's a sale at the computer store.
My hill.
=[ sadly i dont shop boogie takes the hill by blowing everything else up with napalm and then the hill becomes a floating island in the sky...<33
........screw it......**runs to the computer store** i had to..=[
Boogie has the hill, and seems to have left it unattended to go to the computer store.
you snooze, you lose.
MY hill!
I heard something scrape by and open the dimensional window. Hummmmm. Wonder how they managed to get the hill to float? I also see a paper magically appear. What's this? Ah, The Goddess of Death and Destruction, fines me seven years off my life for "Malicious mischief in raining meteorites on Mil's head this morning?!" By the beards of the Four Dragons! No, we won't have that. I send her one back, "You want seven years, you come take them yourself, dark lady!"
I fire lightning bolts from my eyes, magnetizing the hill, and cementing it to the Earth again. Boogie's Hill, when she gets back, but it's not where she left it.
:brow:
Edit: Well, Kathy has it now. I think I sent her some rain... ;)
Pendragon has suffered from a near fatel assult by ravonious tuna that seemed to have been dropped from a plane by non-other then Rabid Reader.... My Hill!
........throws *kayla's* undergarments at rabid reader......sorry i had to....my hill!!!