...drive me crazy one day.
A mad man is just...
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...drive me crazy one day.
A mad man is just...
... a mad man.
How much of a chance is there that ....
1,000,000 monkeys will write Shakespeare?
It was the best of times; it was the worst of...
other newspapers
What happens if you mix sulfuric acid with...
... Sodium Nitrate?
The action of carbon ...
...will degenerate into a diamond.
We deliver...
... hot pizza for free.
This could be heaven ...
if we didn't take a wrong turn at Alberqurque!
Hark, what light through yonder window breaks....
...wind.
Oh, Romeo, Romeo, where...
... is thy mind? Has it gone to eat grass?
Juliet is ...
lol
...dead
Have you ever seen....
... a lima bean
In a magazine?"
Said the venerable dean,
To the screaming queen,
(It caused such a scene -
Really quite obscene!)
As he vented his spleen,
to this effeminate teen,
And asked where he'd been,
In 1816?
(As if, being keen,
This youth could have seen,
What he did actually mean.)
But the kid (name of Gene),
Had something between,
His ears (it is seen),
So he sang Parton's "Jolene",
Which to him was routine,
But proved, though fifteen,
He was not all through green.
And thus the dean,
Requiring caffeine,
Did walk off unseen,
To the college canteen.
While the aforementioned queen,
Had a career unclean,
On pornography's screen.
It's just a jump to the left...
:lol:
....of the invisible planet
Do you know....
the muffin man?
Do you know................
... what you are in reality?
Do like....
....I tell you and nobody'll get hurt.
If only I hadn't.....
ate that beans...u would of stayed
What if i....
...donated my Pug to the Pug-Needer's Society?
I found out that........
the only way to defeat your problems was confronting them.
when i saw you in the crowd...
you were alone,as was I.
It seems as if........
you were here all this time with me.
Why is it that you make me....
Glad I live far away.
In the mornings I often....
... wish I was a morning person.
I should really consider ....
the wisdom of placing a wisecrack in this sentence...
Madam, I may be drunk, but you're...
... the most fat woman, I have ever seen.
Rock, Rock and ...
....no, wait, rock, scissors, scissors, paper, how does it go?
On a foggy morning such as this...
I was trudging along and bumped into my dear Riesa, what joy!
Oh wait wait a minute mr. Postman you....
Don't have a letter for me, do you?
I can't believe that you....
...threw away the invisible candle that I gave you
I wonder where....
...they hid the dustpan.
there, perched on the grizzled tree branch was massive green...
... leaf.
Rory wanted to tell Parris ...
... that he had a thing about naked bob-sleighing, but thought it might appear a little strange; mind you, since Parris was a shrub, talking to him in the first place was strange.
There don't appear to be any ...
....hairs on the hair of the dog that bit you!
All day long I wanted to........
... to be alone but your presence hunts me.
Day and week I...
Day and week I look for orange ketchup, but I never find any.
Whatever happend to...
my ability to correctly punctuate a long and meandering sentence without even thinking about it I must have lost it somewhere Ill have to ask around and see if anyone anyone at all has seen it because I am going to struggle for clarity without it I fear it being the little things that one takes for granted that one misses the most when they are suddenly and without warning removed from one
Thinking about it, I probably ...
...shouldn't have taunted that evil-looking child.
What's so funny 'bout...
...the words chicken pot-pie?
Why do I get the feeling...
...that a chicken-pot-pie is about to fall on my head?
~SPLORT~
Shoulda seen that coming.
I need a towel because...
...those tiny monsters upstairs keep pelting me with water balloons.
how can you sing show tunes when...