If I were a ______, what would you be?

a stick branching out

If I was sap, what would you be?

Maple syrup =)

If I were a dragon about to eat your best friend, what would you be?

A bigger dragon ready to fight you for my best friend...

If I were a sea sprite, what would you be?

dryad

If I were a sea monster, what would you be?

A photographer.

If I were a leaf, what would you be?

Up a tree.

If I were hidden in a sock on a seat on a bus in Stockholm, what would you be?

Commuting

If I were a hardwood floor, what would you be?

The dancer wearing you out. :p

If I were a pencil, what would you be?

Using the erasers

If I were a preying mantis, what would you be?

An Atypical mantis

If I were a cloud, what would you be?

Elevated

If I were a scoundrel, what would you be?

disappointed

If I were disappointed, what would you be?

recalcitrant

If I were recalcitrant, what would you be?

amused

If I were a muse, what would you be?

An accomplished poet

If I were novel, what would you be?