Somebody who peeps through port-holes
mechanic
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Somebody who peeps through port-holes
mechanic
mechanic: a person knowing that man and machine is the marriage made in heaven
philosopher:
Somebody who can use long words, talk for hours, make little or no sense, be able to spell Aristotle and know what Kant is!
Trademark
Trademark: the mark of the braggart
Insomnia:
Proof that when you said "let's sleep on it", you were lying, over which you may well lose sleep.
Bilges
bilge: the part of you that knows you shouldn't have been a sailor
cantankerous:
A cheap form of armour to put on any vehicle with caterpillar tracks and a gun turret. See defence cuts.
Pulchritudinous
Pulchritudinous: You say this to your lover as a compliment after being discovered with another person
(by the way Daffyd I didn't know this before Thanks)
Chrysalis:
An apostate form of Worship, where the flower is a god, and the clergy are called petal.
Wolverine
Wolverine: a dish cooked to feel all stereotypically masculine. Basic ingredients: 90% adamantium steel and 10% extra hair all over the body
Carpe Diem:
Carpe Diem: Italian fish restaurant terminology - Catch of the Day
Misanthropy
Misanthropy: when you miss being an infant and are stuck growing up in the world
supernova:
A cheap British car dressed up to look like a cheap American car.
Wanton.
Wanton - lewd soup
helter skelter
Helter Skelter (1601-1633): German poet whose baroque epic, der Himmel ist rot, meine Füße sind juckende, had a profound influence on the work of both Ezra Pound and Rolf Harris.
Constitution: