If you were a...

World domination! *evil laugh*

If you were a spy, what would your spy suit be?

I'd be dressed as Paddington Bear, and lurk around train stations in a large overcoat. No one would spot me through my camouflage.

If you were a precious jewel, what kind would you be?

Would a pearl count? I would be a pearl.

If you were a robbers stolen goods, what would you be and from where would you have been stolen?

I'd be a hunny pot from Pooh Bear's house. :lol:

If you were a heffalump, what color and shape would you be?:D

I'd be a gelationous cube heffalump

If you were a pet rabbit, would you escape from your hutch, or wait for food to be given to you?

There's nothing wrong with being pampered.:D

If you were royalty, what would be your first royal decree?

:yawnb:"Hear ye! Hear ye!:yawnb:
The Right Honorable Sir Bienvenu now decrees that any and all arguing now shall stop. If there be disagreement within the kingdom, then it will be agreed that we will disagree. ALL when get their opportunity to make their opinion known without another telling them that they are wrong.:D

If you were a peasant in a kingdom where you were told what you were allowed to believe, what would you do?

Leave! :lol:

Unfortunately, that may not be a laughing matter for some . . . =/

If you were the frame to a beautiful painting, what kind of frame would you want to be?

Such that would not be too beautiful that would take away from the painting and not too plain that would distract from the painting...

If you were a LitNet forum, which category would you be in?

"Random," or "Miscellaneous" :lol: (And if there isn't one of those categories already, I'm sure we'd have to create one, so I could "fit into" it.)

If you were a pillow, what would you be like? How would you look and feel?

I would be made of flannel, in a tan color, somewhat firm, but slightly form-able.

If you were a tapestry hanging in a castle, what room would you be in...in honor of who...what picture would be woven into you...from where would the threads be from that was used to make this tapestry...and who was the person who wove you?

I would be a a tapestry in honor of my mother, and I'd hang around in the kitchen(my mom's dominion). I'd be made of green silk, gold wool and platinum. My maker would be God(the only thing consistent in this whole 'what if':lol:)




If you were an arthropod, what animal would you be?(For me a scorpion)

A grasshopper...(funny...you and I were both in the Phantom of the Opera {book, not play})

If you were a constellation, what would be your name, shape, and story?

I would be Achilles (represented by Sirius the dog star) and I think you all know MY story.(The Trojan War and the heel thing...yeah).


Same question.

I would be a very distant, small star, named . . . er . . . Bakarne (alone). My story would be that I was the star that went off to play by herself, with the little planets and moons over there, and is consequently too far away to see very well. But! If you are to catch a rare glimpse of her in the night sky, then you, too, must be a person alone; unique and not afraid to be by yourself. =)

If you were a planet, what would you be like? Where would you live? Who (if anything) would live on you?