Because thats the way some old bald guy said it had to be thousands of years ago.
Is there a way for me to ask a question here without actually asking a question?
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Because thats the way some old bald guy said it had to be thousands of years ago.
Is there a way for me to ask a question here without actually asking a question?
Yes, you can ask a rhetorical question.
What is the purpose of traffic lights?
To ensure there is always discrimination against the colourblind.
Why is there no spoon?
Because there are only forks and knives.
Why does the snow fall off the roof?
Because it would be a bit bloody silly if it fell up the roof.
Is sex an ebarrising subject?
Only when you're discussing it with your grandmother.
Why do clocks have hands and faces?
Because time itself runs, so they already had feet.
Why aren't there more three-legged stools?
Because the Peoples with Disabilities Act has not been recognized in the furniture industry.
What is the point of stairs?
So that I can be among stars
Why do all the people who live in A work in B, and the people who live in B do just the same jobs in A?
Because whoever designed the workplace needed to practice their alphabet
What is the point of the Great Wall of China?
To be so big it can be seen from space.
Why did the chicken cross the street? (wow, this is old)
Because it was conforming to societal expectations of it
Why do we have yearbooks?
Because daybooks would be too expensive to print.
Why do we have newspapers?
What else would the local butcher wrap his goods in?
Who will take over the world?
Who wants it? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/jpshakehead.gif
Why does sand always get in your swimsuit?