Stan's Dasterdly Ship

thank you M'Lord but I am happy to be her servant.(motions for him and pyrate Stan to look at the inside of her long coat. she extracts freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and when the mutineer lasses are not looking she gives them each a hermetically sealed package to slip into their tunics.)
I ask for no special favours sir. And if lady Scher wants I be cookin everything as well. I am a very good cook.
all I ask is that I can be in the two of your company and while the night away under the stars playing fifty bone pick up.
so what do you say?

Ill do potato duty I be liking that job :nod: now who is capatin please??

Well, that's still a debatable point. Kinda pointless at the moment though, since we're waiting for arrivals for the wanton orgy.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

~throws a potato at Geena Davis'--I mean, Scher's--head~

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Very mature! Maybe you should actually go to daycare centre of the ship! :p

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Originally Posted by RobintheKid

They don't call me King of the Shapeshifters for nothin', wench.

~shifting into Fox McCloud, calls in the Great Fox for air support~

Give Stan his ship back, or watch it sink.

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All this shapeshifting and all... Just decide which gaem we are playing please! I thought we were playing pirates... Or you want me to turn into a whale and send dinghy to the bottom of the sea? ;)

Actually, I might actually let Stan have his ship back and get my own ship with its own select crew... Let me think about it. :p

"Actually, I might actually let Stan have his ship back and get my own ship with its own select crew... Let me think about it."

How about a castle?

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Originally Posted by Whifflingpin

How about a castle?

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Made of sand? ;)

http://www.phys.psu.edu/~schiffer/Images/sandcastle.jpg

That's not a castle - it's a dance of magic mushrooms

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garr, I be the cap'tn o the ship, and nows I jus' recalimed 'er...now, lets get the orgy under way, er I mean, lets sets sail!

Yes, Captain Stan! Now behind the door is one of your old friends... Can you reckocgise this sound?

'Tick-tock, tick-tock!'

:D

Whiffling> I think that is a castle I would settle for!

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Yes, Captain Stan! Now behind the door is one of your old friends... Can you reckocgise this sound?

'Tick-tock, tick-tock!'

:D

Whiffling> I think that is a castle I would settle for!

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errr....look at the latitude I must be err...fetch me o canon!

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

garr, I be the cap'tn o the ship, and nows I jus' recalimed 'er...now, lets get the orgy under way, er I mean, lets sets sail!

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But my captain what er what exactly do you mean by an orgy :blush: I don't see how I will be of much help if I die of embarrasment.M'Lord are you okay with this orgy thing?Couldn't we just have a nice game of musical chairs and the last guy gets thrown overboard or something. sigh..everything seems so mixed up.
Night you and I will do the potatoes and tell each other stories that we remember from our childhood. And since I have never actually seen you other than your eyes I shall be so excited and kiss your dear face.

As it be it seems much o the crew don't be liken wanton orgy's so's we wont' be havin one terday...maybes when we gets back to dry land, at ther admiral benbows!

Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!

Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!

So which ship is gonna have the orgy?

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!

Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!

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YOU SUPPOSE SO? are you wanting an orgy M'Lord? Have you been hanging around with Xamonas lately?
Please whatever we are doing, can we do it soon, this is rather muddled and I need to get away. The open sea, the fresh tangy salt air, the vomit bags. I can scarcely wait.