ha ha ha ha ha!!
PAM consumes so much beer, that he now has complimentary shares in his local brewery as a tribute to this feat.
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ha ha ha ha ha!!
PAM consumes so much beer, that he now has complimentary shares in his local brewery as a tribute to this feat.
If only! :D
Pam has the world's largest collection of of Elvis records which she keeps hidden behind a wall of hamburgers.
Pam sticks jelly beans in his ears to add to the flavor of his favorite candy...
Pam bribes dwarves with rat burgers so she can get a discount on repairs to her broomstick :D
PAM likes to put frosting on top of mashed potatoes, chocolate mint is his favorite...
Pam buys all her meat at the pet shop.
Instead of putting nuts into his fudgy brownies, PAM chops carrot and thus gets the crunch that way...
Pam has Swamp Thing, by The Grid, permanently on replay, to help her get through her day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y
lol :lol:
PAM has such difficulty trimming his toenails, that he has had to resort to using a canine claw trimmer
Pam substitutes Southern Comfort in recipes calling for water.
Pam employs zombies as baristas in his chain of franchise coffee shops.
PAM put fish scales into his eyes to use as contact lenses
Pam has a squadron of robot penguins to herd children into play pens
PAM's favorite shoes are his red ones, size 30 ...
:D :D :D
Pam always needs a post prandial nap after consuming her third roasted bald eagle.
PAM is quite anemic … in that he requires more blood in his alcohol-stream....
Pam eats only Brussels sprouts, when unable to slake her hunger for the brains of cops and paramedics!
PAM believes that he is a Chick-Magnet because all the girls in town stare at him... but that is only because he uses stout ale as aftershave.....
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Pam enjoys getting into the Christmas spirit by outdoing the neighbors with Christmas lights and a blaring looped computerized synchronization of Hocus Pocus by Focus... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0F_XiR48Q
Is PAM real? Who is she? He.? It? Does PAM have a consciousness? I think only someone not sentient could take this length of roasting. PAM is non-sentient. (Vegetables are sentient on a higher plane)
PAM shouts on "rock and roll" randomly while walking around
PAM thinks he is walking the dog. But the truth of the matter is that the dog is walking him!
Pam lures songbirds into the garden just so her cat is well fed.
PAM shares his toothbrush with his cat...
Pam cleans her teeth with dog chews.
PS Peel me a grape while you're at it... :D
Pam gleans the beach for large plastic bottles for his soda bottle rocket launcher (which he uses to terrorize the neighbors' dogs).
Pam jumps up and down enthusiastically while licking his chihuahua's face.
Psssst, Ennison, Pam = Person above me.Quote:
Originally Posted by ennison