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Why is the sun hot?
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it's an excuse to NOT go shopping!
Why is the sun hot?
It's to stop space from smelling like almonds.
Are red squirrels better singers than grey squirrels?
Of course... Red is a brighter colour, so they are brighter singers.
Are women weaker than men?
Only when it's convenient.
Why were dinosaurs so huge?
They weren't, everything else was so small.
Why is it people are scared of their emotions?
This is actually a myth. Emotion is actually a shortened and slightly varied version of the latin phrase enormicus titanicus which roughly translated is 'big scary monster'. The name pretty much stuck.
How do we know the correct name for a tree is 'tree'?
Because the man who first named the tree was Italian and when the asked him how many big fuzzy things on a stick, were there... He said... "Won, too, tiree... So they named it after the last word. Tree.
Why do men grow beards?
Beards were, upon a time, used as traps to snare prey. The male would grow his beard to great volume and length, before dying it with natural products. He would then lie perfectly still on the ground with his mouth slightly open, wiggling his tongue. Small animals would mistake the mouth as refuge, and the tongue as potentially cornered prey and scurry inside.
This habit continued with modern man evolving this technique to entice hapless females. Success rates are low.
Is laughter really the best medicine?
I don't know, let me read the label on the bottle and get back to you.
Why are numbers necessary?
Without them we will be outnumbered!
Why don't we have eyes on the back of our head?
Then we would all have to shave our heads to see and the old bald fuddy duddies, will get jealous.
Why do we need noses?
Because our pores aren't big enough to breathe through.
Can you handle Truth?
No, usually you listen to it, not pick it up and exchange it, from hand to hand.
Is the world round?
I can't see from where I'm standing.
Why do we fall down?
because if not, we would be fall upward.
why do computer keyboards are not in alphabetical order?