Complete The Thought

"the hillllllllllls are alive with the sound of muuuusiicc." oh, wait....

Bridges, toothpicks and antelope all....

...are taller than small and smaller than tall.

Computerized antibioticals are no match...

. . . . for their nemesis, analog viruses!


Flowers die in vases but do not . . . .

wither as much when dried and put on display in a glass case so the little bastards can't touch them.

In the light of the sun...

. . . . unsightly moles are revealed and supposed models of the fairer sex are exposed for what they are: normal humans, not genetically enhanced super freaks.


Despite injuries, it is still possible . . . .

to drink firewater through a straw and subsequently fall down the stairs in an attempt to prove you can still walk down the stairs. :eek:

Here she comes, the...

. . . . largest turnip you'll ever see, boys! Back her in, back her in. Feast your eyes, lads. Thats it. Once in a lifetime opportunity, trust me. Hey! Hands off!


When in a wind tunnel, a person might be better off not . . . .

to pee against the wind. :goof:

She walked on the waterfront when...

...the commercials were over and that stupid sitcom came back on.

He tried to used "desert" and "dessert" in the same sentence, but...

. . . . the sophomoric cretins around him failed to apprehend the distinction, and instead decided to burn him for being a sophomoric cretin who didn't know the difference between 'desert' and 'dessert'.


Setting your alarm to get up and do laundry . . . .

means you are probably a bachelor, or at least living on your own.

OK, I'll get up and do the laundry! Boy, do I need a...

. . .washing machine.

If I get a washing machine . . .

I won't have to keep spraying deodorant directly onto my clothes! :lol:

It is amazing how many days one can wear the same shirt before...

...her husband begins to notice.

We are all unique, but no one is more unique than...

that person who has an onion instead of a head.

Onion Head sheds copious tears while....