(Same here ;)).
Pam got her stretch marks tattooed .
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(Same here ;)).
Pam got her stretch marks tattooed .
PAM's claim to fame is that he can successfully chew gum and walk ALL at the same time...
Pam says: "Pubic lice don't count as real lice, right?"
PAM believes that belly button lint make good ear plugs...
:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
Pam cornrows her nasal hair.
PAM dyes his nose hair fluorescent green
Pam makes tiny snowmen from earwax.
PAM had his teeth capped with a different bright color for every tooth.... a walking rainbow!
Pam's hair is a beautiful deep yellow. No, wait, I'm confusing it with her toenails.
PAM enjoyed the Twilight movie so much that he asked his dentist to enlarge his canine teeth....
Pam wonders if she could sell her dandruff on eBay.
PAM believes that an air horn is a viable symphony instrument
Pam sings in the shower, keeping rhythm with armpit farts.
:lol: :lol:
PAM likes a dollop of mayonnaise atop his hot chocolate
Pam inserts goldfish into her nostrils then shoots them at the cat.
PAM enjoys 'no hands' while eating spaghetti in sauce...
PAM is unsure what is going on in this game ha!
Cacian: Pam/PAM = Person Above Me. You insult the person above you and in doing so you make yourself vulnerable to the next insult. That's the only formal rule, although I play by the following standards:Quote:
Originally Posted by cacian
Never mean what you say; make the insult as silly as possible.
If you don't like someone or they are irritating you lately, don't play PAM with them.
Never return or compound the same insult. It makes tensions build up.
Don't play PAM unless you can take a joke. No fair bursting into tears or rage. Laugh. :)
Pam mops the floor with her guinea pig.
PAM shaved off his hair and glued on what was left of his mop because he liked 'the look'...
In order to avoid unsolicited phone calls, PAM has forsaken tec and reverted to using string and baked bean cans.
Heya, good to see ya posting again, Hawk!
PAM flosses his teeth with guitar strings
Hey, kiz, I couldn't stay away for ever :devil:
How did you know? :D
Pam has an unparalleled collection of spittoons!
PAM doesn't utilize spittoons, as his aim is quite erratic once he and Cap'n Morgan get together...
Actually, I'm rather partial to sailor Jerry.
Pam has a specimens cabinet in which she keeps all her ex's nail clippings.
PAM paints his fingernails dark yellow, to match his teeth
Pam has a collection of 1970s choc-ices in the permafrost of her freezer.
PAM wears an ascot that people ASSUME is because he is rakish. No, he is actually hiding the bolts on either side of his neck...
When Pam was put together, they forgot the neck bolts. Consequently, Pam has a tendency to loose her head at the slightest provocation.
:lol:
Pam cubes potatoes to use in his stir fries, which he crunches very loudly with his four remaining teeth
:D
Pam has her own teeth. They are made of plywood and she bought them at a market stall in down town Mombassa, so they're definitely hers.
PAM is so colour blind that he cannot distinguish when The Blues are playing on the radio...
Pam has been known to polish her nails with Brasso, when she can't get phosphoric acid.
PAM uses liquid honey as underarm deodarent
Doesn't everyone? Fragrant, and tasty! Yum...
Pam has spent the last three years trying to bale out the Atlantic with an eggshell. Unfortunately, she hasn't noticed that it's got a hole in the bottom. Never buy an eggshell baler off an ex matelot in a bar after your thirteenth vodka... :devil:
Laffing arse off... :lol:
PAM keeps his trousers up with bungee cords...
Pam runs half marathons on lakes of custard...
(what's wrong with using honey as UAD ? ... just say'in)
Pam never buys candy at the theatre nor needs to "smuggle" it in... she arrives early and gleans the theatre floor for popcorn, jujubes, black crows, and junior mints
Pam frequently competes in drag races with snails... Unfortunately, he always loses.
PAM doesn't need a shaver to get rid of whiskers -- he uses high grade sandpaper, which gets the job done in a fun and relaxing way...
Pam spends her Sunday's chugging Absinthe and dancing the can can on her porch. If you want the old green fairy, we know where it is, we know where it is, we know where it is... :devil: