How did the apples get in there in the first place?
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How did the apples get in there in the first place?
Because Bob has a big mouth.
Is the earth really round?
What in this whole flat world would give you that idea?
Why did Captain Cook use a boat to get to Australia, why didn't he use his wings to fly?
FAA put him on the no-fly list.
Do donkeys know how stupid they are?
Yes, because they think their eee-aww is everytime an angel gets his wings.
Can pigs really fly?
They can, but only ones that can enter their crysalis and transform into flying ones.
Why are there thorns on rose stems?
So women can make fools of men in even another way...
Do Robins really have anything to do with Bats?
Robins are always training to be Bats, but they don't stay up late enough to complete their training.
Who is the eye at the top of the pyramid?
Someone with a very pointy head...
Do blonds really have more fun?
I dyed my hair blond once, but I didn't have any fun.
Why do men whistle at women?
Generations of mutilation.
Why did they invent the coaster?
because it had not been invented yet (of course)!
Who was invention's grandmother (a grandmother being necessary)?
The Mistake of course... Without the mistake - invention would never have been born.
Why do we have cars?
Because bicycles don't expell exhaust.
Why are sneakers smelly?
To compete with your feet.
Why do most men like sports?