is the title of an Eighth Doctor Who Novel on my bookshelf. Really whacky, I mean, poodles with hands? :lol:
"I say, Watson," Holmes asked: "Wasn't that bloody body in the ...
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is the title of an Eighth Doctor Who Novel on my bookshelf. Really whacky, I mean, poodles with hands? :lol:
"I say, Watson," Holmes asked: "Wasn't that bloody body in the ...
...dryer fifteen minutes ago? Put it back, before it drips all over my rug!! And I don't mean my toupee!!
Cryptonite, when spelled with a "c"...
is still a problem for The Man of Steel. Just because a crook can't spell doesn't make the stuff any less lethal to our friend in the blue and red costume! :brow:
"Hey, Hobby!" Spider-man taunted the HobGoblin. "Where'd ya get that glider, the local...
Wallmart? Who sold it to you, the three humped camel?
Operation Mindcrime is...
a terrible problem amongst young folks today.
Capitolist piggies was on a sign waved in front of....
the farmers when kicked off the Animal Farm.
Napoleon was not just a dictator, he was also
a three-flavored ice-cream eater.
Never go to...
...before...
...or you'll...
Never go to a slaughterhouse
before eating liver, blood wurst and tongue,
or you'll end up paying your tip to the vomitorium. :eek:
Sometimes a nice lettuce leaf is.........
....a good medicinal tool.
Tomorrow may be dim, but yesterday must....
be a total imbecile.
...as lumpy as bookends.
Cats can be as lumpy as bookends when you sit on them.
When polishing silver forks...
...you must be certain not to let them use profanity.
Said the spoon to the paprika, "Courage is more...."
"important than being reddish and spicy, so there!"
Turning in disgust, the Paprika retorted...
"Whoda ya tink ya are, Mack da Knife?" :lol:
Paprika continued: "What is dis? Do you want I should show ya da spice I got, ya...
"know what im sayin yo??
cuz when im being a gansta yo homie gee i always say:..