PAM stole honey from Winnie the Pooh
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PAM stole honey from Winnie the Pooh
Pam always forgets to remove the wrapper when he chews gum.
Pam sucks the chocolate from chocolate covered peanuts and keeps the de-chocolated peanuts in a candy dish for guests... (inspired from a true story.)
Guilty as charged.Quote:
Originally Posted by tailor STATELY
Pam hums the Lawrence of Arabia theme when he changes the kitty litter.
PAM drinks coffee from a saucer with a sugar cube between his front teeth
Pan has no front teeth, but strains her soup through her moustache
Pam understands that geese is a plural, but he thinks the singular is guess.
PAM has the uncanny ability to blow air into his bicycle tires; he doesn't use a pump.
Hey, Kiz. I was worried about you. :seeya:
Pam plucks all four of her eyebrows.
PAM stuffs his turkey with coffee beans
Pam thinks knowing her *ss from her elbow is an unfair expectation.
PAM wears suits made of peanut shells
Pam paddles a canoe made of recycled Kleenex.
(Nice to have you back).
PAM doesn't require a helmet when cycling, as his head is 100% pure bone
Pam puts lipstick on her cat.
PAM looks good in a lampshade....
Pam keeps talking while she guzzles Scotch-- then wipes her face and licks her hand.
Some cause happiness wherever they go... PAM causes happiness whenever he goes....
Pam saves breath mints in her belly button.
PAM brushes his teeth with cat litter.....
Pam keeps tick collars on both ankles.
Pam grows Widow's weeds in the garden.
Pam claims a tax deduction for his goofy looks.
PAM cannot be photographed -- not because he is a ghost, but because he keeps cracking the lenses...
Pam enjoys cuddling by fires--that she sets.
Instead of a green thumb, PAM has a green pointer finger.... due to its time spent in his nostrils.....
Pam's toenails would be shorter but she can't get her feet to her teeth.
If you gave PAM an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox...
Pam considers earwax a perfectly reasonable dietary supplement.
PAM puts eye drops into his ears because he believes that he could then hear in colour...
Pam dusts her face with powdered sugar, then asks dates if they'd care for a lick.
[that sounds like fun, lol!]
When PAM gets onto a dance floor, the other dancers quickly move aside. PAM feels like John Travolta, but it is because of extreme body odour that this phenomena occurs...
Pam is just happy she could give her tapeworm a good home.
PAM believes that a swallowing a tablespoon of cinnamon powder a day will keep him healthy...
Pam keeps Dr Scholl's wife in mink.
PAM's face must hurt … cuz it's sure killing me
Pam sings lullabies to her pinworms.
Mickey Mouse has a restraining order against PAM
Kizzy's one of the nicest people I've ever met online. Pam on the other hand is a regular skank.
(LoL, you ain't easy to insult, ha ha. But its all in good fun!)
PAM cannot understand why he keeps getting rejected from his auditions to Toddlers and Tiaras.