reach speeds of 70 miles per hour before collapsing with heart failure and falling out of their wheeliebobber. (nice video aimus!)
Candy and wingnuts. . .
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reach speeds of 70 miles per hour before collapsing with heart failure and falling out of their wheeliebobber. (nice video aimus!)
Candy and wingnuts. . .
both grow on trees, but the candy tree is infinitely more popular amongst little kids.
Money and a flying saucer do not make a...
NASA project, no matter what they think.
In some aboriginal tribes
the turnip is worshipped, while in others it is feared.
In the United Federation of Planetary Objects...
the US space shuttle is a laughingstock.
If East were to meet West. . .
there would be much gossiping about north and south.
One white duck and a hobbit...
are a perfect meal for a dragon.
Hairy toes. . . .
are very attractive to young hobbit girls.
On the mainscreen the commander saw that...
the Enterprise was losing power and yelled out to Scotty to engage more thrusters.
Yellow polyester should never
be used to disguise the hole in the back of a shed that was so carefully painted blue by the owner.
There are many different kind of pigs, some are...
red and some are blue, and some will eat slop in a shoe.
Spiders can do many interesting. . . .
moves with their eight legs, but for some reason they always get kicked out of the dojo.
It doesn't help being afraid to...
...dive off of diving boards.
What the...
. . . . unsuspecting campers didn't realize when pitching their tents was that their insides would soon be plastered all about the interior of them; for there were dangerous and unspeakable things about in that particular forest.
If you eat a burrito the size of a baby, wouldn't you expect . . . .
...the Mother of All Burritos (would that be la burrita?) to sit on, and flattulant your house?
Mad dogs and Englishmen...