Pam

Pam is secretly married to Donald Trump.

PAM breaks out singing "Eye of the Tiger" loudly as a daily motivator - no matter the location

Pam breeds Piranahs for Bond villains in his own bathtub!

PAM has barbed wire braces

Pam keeps her stockings up with garters made from iron cross medal ribbons.

Pam screams, "get out of my yard" at public parks on Sundays (only)

PAM enjoys marshmallow froth on top of his hot chocolates.

Pam hijacks shipments of easter eggs and pigs out at weekends!

PAM has a car phone, still works.

Pam likes to take his 25lb howitzer to school

PAM thinks marshmallows make pretty good ear plugs...

And they have the added advantage that chicks stop for a nibble in passing!

Pam thinks that string grows wild on beanstalks and can be knitted into edible vests.

PAMs idea of a good time is patting bumblebees because they are so fuzzy and cute

Pam learned how to smile from a Great White.

PAM learned how to bleed from a Great White

Oh! I say....

Pam chews wasps for fun.

PAM likes makeup so much that he is a volunteer clown at the Circus.

Pam has her makeup applied every six months by a retired vehicle refinisher, who is an ace with a spray gun and 2pack car paint.

PAM has been seen recently practicing the fine art of flossing his teeth..... the two he has left .... :lol:

Pam dines on microwaved kitten every night, and has dolphin for breakfast.

PAM wears his straitjacket out in public because he looks good in it...

Pam OD'd on possum pie, and can now hang by her tail from tree branches.

pam secretly enjoys ice cream with ketchup on top

Pam eats tapioca, and enjoys it! Eeeeuuuuuaaaaauuuuwww!

Pam fries the shells and throws away the egg!

Pam is famous for her cauliflower cheese hairdos.

To add curl to his hair, PAM sticks his finger in a lightbulb socket...

Pam wears underwear fashioned from used bin liners.

PAM uses duct tape to shave...

Pam bought Tower Bridge from a bloke she met in a pub.

pam's favorite shoes are 30 inches long and bright red.....

Pam wraps her head in tinfoil so that she doesn't have to listen to the Venusians, who keep bombarding her brain with cat food recipes.

PAM bought a Donald Trump wig that he proudly wears when he goes to the opera....

Pam never cleans her cauldron...

When PAM cannot sleep at night, he turns on the vacuum cleaner and lets it run. Why? The thought of work exhausts him, and he falls asleep immediately.

Pam doesn't use vacuum cleaners as she favours her broomstick. When she can't sleep, she takes it for a moonlight spin :D

PAM is correctamundo!! :lol:

It is gratifying to be acknowledged as being right... :devil:

Pam has an extensive collection of knitted lingerie.

PAM sings along to "eye of the tiger" in the car before meetings, and big events

Pam tells blind dates he's Charles Burkowski, then spends the evening worried they've guessed the truth.