It takes monstrous hands to catch a train,
and bigger still to catch the at.
While you were waiting in the rain,
the bus, alas, has killed the cat.
How does a chimi changa?
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It takes monstrous hands to catch a train,
and bigger still to catch the at.
While you were waiting in the rain,
the bus, alas, has killed the cat.
How does a chimi changa?
It moves it's hips.
How does a tree grow?
slowly
Why do we have governments?
So that the world can have something to argue about!
Why do we have Television?
Mainly for advertising nowadays.
why do they still play rugby in thick fog, even though few people can see anything?
They ran out of places to put the fog.
Where do the clouds go at night?
to sleep
Why nimbus? Threshing floor?
It is the fastest.
Why did you paint the invisible car?
Was that invisible???
Why do all men snore?
Because... ehe... ehe... hehe...
Why do penguins fly?
To catch up with pigeons.
Why don't pigs fly?
bad drag coefficient
What does drag really accomplish,
except in the long run?
Drag...and it's not pretty...
http://news.softpedia.com/images/new...-in-Drag-2.jpg
When are we going to realize that men don't look good as women?
Speak for yourself, I may be delusional but, I still feel pretty.
What's the deal with mitochondria?
It ate the fish.
What makes the world go round?