quarter, I tell ya!
Some people squeeze their toothpaste tubes, but personally I like to...
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quarter, I tell ya!
Some people squeeze their toothpaste tubes, but personally I like to...
. . . . arrange my toothpaste tubes in scandalous positions and photograph them. :D
Roping a calf is easier than . . . .
than trying to rope a jackrabbit, for instance. ;)
Desperado, why don't you...
. . . . compensate the young lady who just wrote that moving epic about you.
Tuning a guitar becomes much more difficult when . . . .
...you have to do it by ear.
Why should guitars be tuned and not...
. . . . used as kindling for massive bonfires such as the ones found at turnip festivals?
Cheerios are more fun to eat than . . . .
...to play "ring the bottle" with, although they are more fun as frisbees than they are to eat.
I refuse to answer on the grounds...
that you are not a confirmed turniper!
When fly fishing, always remember . . .
that fish don't fly, and neither should you.
When riding home from work always...
rock out in your car to electronica and do your best Elaine imitation - the people in neighboring cars love it!
If we hadn't used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. . . .
We would never have been able to defeat the killer rabbit, and humanity would now be extinct.
Tim the enchanter once...
enchanted a turnip and called it Aimus!
What must we do with all these turnips that are...
threatening to take over the LitNet, Killer Tomato style?
Hamsters shouldn't. . . .
ever have access to a travelater, it would just kill all the joy they find in their hamster wheels.
Turnips sometimes turn up in the ....
try to create their own themepark Run Hamster, Run!
(:lol: Pen, that was funny!)
Going all out, a guinea pig can...