PAM has a minion outfit he wears on weekends.
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PAM has a minion outfit he wears on weekends.
Pam obviously spends too much time watching CCTV!
PAM smells like pickles.
Pam purrs, when stroked, and dribbles potatoes.
PAM bathes only in Potato water and uses turnips as a loofah.
Pam's loofah is made from rusty wire wool wrapped around a model T Ford exhaust, and she sometimes uses it to brush her teeth. Pam buys her toothpaste from Mobil.
PAM sleeps with a Kylo Ren teddy bear
Pam sleeps with a Model T Harrison Ford body cast which she's been hiding in her closet for 38 Years!
PAM makes mosaics with his toenail clippings.
It's a dying art...
Pam uses platypus beaks as nail extensions.
PAM has gotten rose gold caps on all his teeth because it brings out the hazel flecks in his good eye.
PAM's grillwork involves a frightening array of rhinestones, LED lighting, and that stuff they used to put in Mood Rings
Sanchy!
PAM roots for the Atlanta Braves.
Paaapayyyaaa! ^...and that can be a maddeningly frustrating hobby.
PAM, during an epiphanous moment, while randomly typing characters into her Blackberry, and ordering a Special-Super-Turbo-Thrust Latte and a Top-Dead-Center Butter Croissant at the Motor City Coffee Corner, realized that her team, the Detroit Tigers, are actually a Major League Baseball team in the AL Central and not a farm team for the New York Yankees.
Ouch!
PAM is barred from eating at the family table for his penchant for sticking his head in his bowl and slopping up the food.
PAM is a spectacular Human Being.
Just as the spectacled bear is a spectacular bear! Pam has spectacular spectacles made out of spectacular spectacled bears
PAM wears is shoes on the wrong feet.
Pam wears other people's shoes, on the right feet, but she always picks shoes that have been worn by people with galloping foot rot. Consequently Pam is developing hooves.
PAM duels windmills.
Pam has an unhealthy interest in other people's egg eating habits.
PAM has incorrectly read the situation because of his over protectiveness of his pet chicken Esmeralda.
Pam does unspeakable things to ducks.
PAM thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Pam has a living menagerie of pond life, and her favourite omoeba is called George.
PAM has spinach in his teeth.
Pam drowns kittens in vodka
PAM drowns vodka in kittens!
Pam spends her mornings distributing squashed animals on the highway.
PAM made a portrait of me out of macaroni and tuna cans.
PAM air drums constantly when in a good mood
PAM clips his toenails at the office.
Pam conducts alien autopsies at the weekend.
PAM doesn't use a fork or knife...
Pam models squirrel skin undergarments at an exclusive CIA gentlemen's members only club in Langley, Virginia, but only on Sundays, after church.
*ouch* lol
PAM gargles with pickle juice
What else would I gargle with?
Pam sells CS Gas flavoured toothpaste to navy Seals.
PAM eats crackers with flavoured toothpaste on top
Pam wears chain mail underwear and bathes in WD40
PAM bathes with his pet octopus