None. Gov't banned moons because of the whole werewolf business.
Are dragons for real?
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None. Gov't banned moons because of the whole werewolf business.
Are dragons for real?
Only in an office, they are women who type and tell everyone what to do... I think they call them dragonladies.
Easter is coming, does the Easter Bunny really exist?
Of course. It's tradition to eat rabbit on Easter in my family.
Why does taking 4 decent sized chunks out of your hand in two days hurt like heck?
Ouch. Yes. Only I don't do much to my hand.
What did the needle say to the haystack?
Move the hay out of the way.
Why are people so nasty?
They learned from the monkeys.
Are we alone in this universe?
No, I think my dog, cat, budgie and bird eating spider are with us.
Do you think humans will ever be free?
No. Absolute freedom is solitary, depressing and meaningless.
Why do most people watch sports instead of playing?
Because they are afraid of becoming thin.
Why do people need each other?
Because we are "social animals" and we do like to socialize...
Why there are troublemakers on this world?
what fun would it be if all of us troublemakers didn't raise hell? :p
why do some people never cause trouble?
Because if you look closely, you shall see wings...:angel:
What time is when it is early?
Too late to sleep.
What colour is a blue balloon?
Blue balloons can be red, can't they?
Where is the middle of the world?
Local train station.
What bus stop can I catch the train at?