Who, me? I would, but Pam's threatened the integrity of my dangly bits if I crack wise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
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Who, me? I would, but Pam's threatened the integrity of my dangly bits if I crack wise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
PAM's mom knits little jackets for his tail.
Pam has a thriving rodent combing business with franchises in sewers world wide!
"Pam" is Estonian for cooking pan spray.
PAM is a popular in Latvia.
PAM only wears orange.
Pam sleeps in a rabbit hutch
PAM puts cheese on his cheese.
PAM walks around at work air-drumming, and doesnt care.
Pam wears bone nasal jewellery and has eaten all his neighbours.
Pam eats primarily rodents, but insist they taste like chicken.
Curiously, Pam insists he never eats chicken.
Pam reeks of Old Spice and Crawfish Étouffée.
Pam has trained a ferret to give Donald Trump a blowjob
PAM once punched a hipster
Pam sold the moon to Donald Trump
PAM continues the old PAM thread.
I know, right? Can you believe what a Pam he is?
It looks like we are all PAMs.
PAM thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Pam still uses the old Pam thread.
Pam sprays Pam on his pans.
Pookahs and shrivelled ugly monkeys are Pam's raison d'être; the result of the illicit union of walrus and penguin.
One is grateful to Pam for causing one to look up the name pooka, for in doing so one read 'the mere sight of it may prevent hens laying their eggs or cows giving milk,' thus confirming to one the true nature of our next president.
PAM collects pokemon keychains
Pam falls down sewer drains crying, "Why, Pokemon, why?"
PAM wears white socks with black shoes.
Pam gets emotional when ice cubes melt. The little guys were just doing their job. :bawling:
Pam unabashedly hurtles himself down rabbit holes in pursuit of the ever-more elusive intellectual satisfaction that he craves and which explains, in no small measure, the bunny suit that he sports.
Pam wears a tricorn hat cobbled together from hamsters' foreskins.
PAM only wears orange.
Pam has a green left foot and a red right foot. This means Pam gets run over by boats unless Pam is swimming backwards. To compensate for this, Pam wears crash helmets made out of empty tortoise shells.
PAM discards apples but eats the seeds, saying, "they're better than peanuts hands down, anyday!"
Pam only eats endangered species
PAM only reads pop-up books.
Pam only reads pop-up people.
PAM displays his ear wax collection on his mantle.
Pam's mantle is a shrine to the Donald with a signed photo at its heart.
Alternative Fact!!!!
PAM has a SCROTUS blow up doll.
Pam is Scrooge McDuck's 2nd cousin and has been removed many times...