Political Party: A group of felons, liars, and thieves who rally under a peculiar banner. As the Democrats use a donkey, how à propos! And since elephants are rumored to fear tiny mice, how à propos for the Republicans as well.
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Political Party: A group of felons, liars, and thieves who rally under a peculiar banner. As the Democrats use a donkey, how à propos! And since elephants are rumored to fear tiny mice, how à propos for the Republicans as well.
à propos:
à propos: The term for asking someone to be one's spouse.
Invitation
Invitation: A technology by which your body is transformed into pure energy which, due to quantum entanglement and some other groovy stuff, reappears on the other side of the galaxy, at which point the energy is converted back into your living, physical self. Wait. Sorry, that's teleportation. Invitation: when you ask out the girl with the big tits in biology class and she tells you to go reproduce yourself.
Mitzi Gaynor:
Mitzi Gaynor: A lovely woman with a wonderful career, certainly more fabulous than mine.
Quantum Entanglement:
Quantum Entanglement: The inter-relatedness of all things. For the cynic and the misanthrope, a perfect example of the unfairness of the universe.
Dictator:
Dictator: An unfortunately-shaped spud.
Potato:
Potato: Tater that lives on the wrong side of the tracks
Pop culture:
Pop culture: The science of Cola and altoids...
Proof:
Proof: A semi-logical chain of arguments beginning with unexamined assumptions and ending with questionable conclusions.
Misanthrope:
Misanthrope: I'll mail you a picture of me.
This is a personal request to whomever sees it to please try the Next Sentence game that I tried, unsuccessfully, to get going as a forum game. It involves all of us writing a story together, a sentence at a time. The results are sure to be mad-capped and jocular and involve those little wheel-shaped pasta.
Entrails.
Entrails: Official entrances to the trails through the forest preserve. Not to be confused with extrails which are the official exits.
Momentum:
Momentum: The feeling that you're going nowhere, but very fast.
Pulpit:
Pulpit: The soapbox upon which the clergy make their statements, each one slightly to definitely differing on everything including which translation of their preferred Holy Book they use. The place where men try to speak for God, whom they claim speaks to them, but who doesn't even claim to know most of them!
Preacher:
Preacher: Someone with such an uncanny close reading ability as to be able to expand a few short lines from a text, sacred or profane, into a fifty minute lecture.
Close reading:
Close reading: What I've had to do since my cataract surgery.
Apostasy: