I hear a rumour Satan likes carrots, I think he ate it.
Is the snowman real?
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I hear a rumour Satan likes carrots, I think he ate it.
Is the snowman real?
He's behind the whole global-warming fiasco. Sneaky creature!
Do butterflies know what the butterfly effect is?
Yes, it goes like this... "Awwww, look at all the beautiful colours"
(Sorry, I'm not the clever one of the family:p)
Why do dogs bark?
'Cause no one told them it was impolite to.
Why do all ants look the same?
Because the queen ant married all of their fathers.
Why can't I see your fingers typing?
'Cause your window was minimized. :D (Actually, I'm working on a document simultaneously.)
Do you now wish you could punch me through your screen?
No, I might hurt the computer.
Do computers have feelings?
I'll do a google research, then I'll answer you if the computers have got any feelings.
I think my computer is asleep. There are times when it gets angry.
At school, I could've sworn my computer said 'self-destruct' on it.
Are there counsellors for computers?
Yes there are...it's another computer.
Can one get drunk leaning all night on the spacebar?
No...but you can get spaced...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
None, he needs an axe.
Why did the the tree chop down the man?
Because he was enchanted and cursed.
Have you seen the disappearing magician?
Yea, I think he's my neighbour.
Do you know the muffin man?
Is he the one who bakes bread?
Do you have one or two moons, where you live?