Provoke: A way to keep life interesting by keeping one’s enemies annoyed.
Saloon:
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Provoke: A way to keep life interesting by keeping one’s enemies annoyed.
Saloon:
Saloon: A name given to beer joints or bars to make them seem more civilized, by making people misread the word as "Salon" a much more upscale nightclub catering to a more fashionable clientele:.
Civilized:
Civilized: Someone who traded in his wild side for a suit.
Dwarf planet:
Dwarf planet:
1. Where Snow White's minions are from
2. A planet not worthy of the IAU due to their insufficient lack of brain mass
3. Erroneously determined to be a planet deGrassed, or Tysoned
brain:
brain: What I fear our Canadian friends may be about to discover their new PM hasn't got. Don't know much about him, other than his last name and the fact that he's really good-looking. Unless I'm much mistaken, tomorrow morning there'll be an underwear model running Canada. Here's the bigger question: Will anyone notice. (As an American, jokes at Canada's expense are a birthright.)
Hoser:
Hoser: A pervert who breaks into women's rooms and steals their pantyhose... 2) If you happen to be Canadian, this is the brainless, drunken lout the bouncer just tossed into the alley!
Pervert:
Pervert: Someone with a far more varied and colourful sex life than one's own.
Rocket science
Rocket Science: Something, like brain surgery, that requires more intelligence than what you are being asked to perform right now. For example, “It ain’t rocket science. Just fill in the CMD-13 Certification of Mental Default form and take a seat.”
Exoplanet:
Exoplanet: One not in our solar system or 2) One that has been downgraded, such as Pluto
Snarky:
Snarky: The quality of being crotchety or snappish. NB: I really tried to be clever and witty with this one, not wanting to let you folks down. I know how you rely on me to lighten your load with boundless mirth. Alas, I came up empty this time. Don't take it too hard, there's always next time, when I'm bound to come up with a waggery wot'll have 'em doing the Foxtrot up one side of the boulevard and down the other.
Scuppered:
Scuppered: From the verb “scupper”, to remove random water as well as anything else, noxious or not, floating in or carried by that water on the deck of a ship through holes conveniently left in the side by the builders of said floating device.
Alien Megastructure:
Alien Megastructure: The usual explanation for things like the Pyramids of Gaza, The Spinx, Stonehenge, etc. People don't want to think people had any type of ability to build these things without alien help despite greater constructs being built all the time as man learns more and more
Uppity:
Uppity: What dumb f**ks call standing up for yourself.
RE: the alien megastructures, you just wait. NASA will have the images any day now, and don't you be surprised if them aliens ain't got orbital McDonald's over there.
Discoverture:
Discoverture: The state of mind of an idiot who believes women cannot think for themselves unless they are under the "protection" of a husband. Have we gone backwards in time or what?
Kakistocracy:
Kakistocracy: A government by the worst of the worst. Whether we are in a kakistocracy or not depends on whether your political party won the elections.
Political Party: