...to the movies.
Smile, you're on...
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...to the movies.
Smile, you're on...
the video cam in my police car, buddy! Care to repeat that last remark again?
The Judge looked down sternly at the trembling defendant before he...
...tossed a marshmallow into the defendant's mouth.
Nothing beats the opportunities available in...
....the magical land of Kalamazoo.
Where strange music dwells, there....
....dwell I.
When the banana companies came. . . .
....all the sane people disappeared.
If I never were to sing, I would...
have to take up yodeling.
"Peel me a grape" she said and....
....immediately fainted.
However, the crook was decidedly....
...straight.
Be careful you don't...
. . . . fall into an open sewer and die.
Papercuts sting, but . . . .
...children blame wasps.
Yesterday, I drove...
down to the courthouse to watch the judge throw a marshmellow into the defendants mouth.
i dont climb trees anymore because...
. . . . a wrinkly old woman told me that I'd get gonnorhea if I did.
Thinking about moving glaciers is similar to . . . .
worrying about a few drops of rain prior to falling into the lake! :D
Wait a minute? Didn't this glacier used to be...
a bank robber on the scale of Bonnie and Clyde.
There was an old woman who...