Pam

PAM is an invisible friend.

Pam slips into the Professor's hut after Gilligan puts out the tiki torches.

PAM makes recently mastered the robot dance and intends to start dancing that way, alot.

Fish throw Pam back.

PAM cuts all his food into tiny little pieces so he doesn't have to chew.

Pam licked the frosting off her birthday cake before giving anyone a piece.

PAM throws pies in peoples faces - just for fun, it's his thing.

Pam lies down in a bath and hollers "Thar she blows!"

PAM takes bubble baths and has splash fights with himself. The splash fights are organised with rules and regulation and he keeps score, sometimes winning, sometimes losing. He emerges many days (and nights) victorious - and celebrates with a milk and cookies.

Pam is a card carrying member of The Hair Club for Men.

The PAM is a member in good standing of The Dead Rabbits Society...

PAM eats gluten, and just gluten.

Gluten eats Pam.

PAM has a deep and elaborate inner life acting as Hazel the rabbit (and the other characters) from Watership Down.

When Pam swims, sharks become anorexic.

PAM spends hours telling residents and visitors that the Blue Ridge Mountains aren't actually blue - with long explanations on why they aren't and how it came to be......, it's kind of his thing.

Pam's poker hand discarded him.

To Pam's reckoning a straight beats a flush.

If only Pam would remember to flush!

Not withstanding the fact that Pam owns an outhouse

PAM thinks about desirable women quite often during the day.

In later life, Frodo wished that he had held onto the One Ring and thrown Pam into Mount Doom instead.

And after Wonderland, for the rest of her life, Alice cringed every time she saw the PAM...

PAM throws people in the pool at parties - it gets crazy.

Pools throw Pam right back.

PAM flavours his cereal with his belly button fluff.

Oliver Twist begged Pam: "No more!"

PAM was shot twice last Easter since people found a large white bunny on their property an offense

PAM can hit a soda can from 12 feet away with his red ryder bee bee gun - carries it everywhere.

PAM is shockingly a user--the exact substance remains a mystery, but apparently you have to register for it...

PAM changed their avatar since last I was on 0.0

Pam doesn't refer to his teeth as teeth. He refers to them as "dental work", which is a pretty accurate statement.

PAM wears his teeth on a necklace.

Being a furry old Grover, the PAM has no teeth!

PAM me played in a band which featured the 'banjo kid' from Deliverance as the drummer. (He was an excellent drummer, but had an eye for the ladies to the point of distraction).

Pam's a-pickin', and Pam's a-grinnin', and Pam uses his tooth bush on his ... tooth.

PAM drives through town on a bulldozer and circles McDonald's looking for Dulcinea!

Pam reckons an Egg-a-Muffin a day keeps the doctor away

Pam hums star wars theme song while humming along is day.

The Pam has an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands... :rolleyes: