I am going to assume you are talking about the pumpkin... So they make the name pumpkin soup sound real.
What is the difference between a woman and a man?
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I am going to assume you are talking about the pumpkin... So they make the name pumpkin soup sound real.
What is the difference between a woman and a man?
We can have a beer gut.
Why are midgets so funny?
Hm. Thanks, you think I'm funny.
Why are tall people so funny.
Oh, c'mon! You made me laugh so hard. :P
'Cause they play basketball all day.
Why do roses have thorns?
It's there defense mechanism, against rose pickers. (Acutually they make thornless rosese now... I have some beautifu thornless roses in my garden) Sorry I get so sidetracked.
Why do jockeys ride horses?
They're nostalgic.
Why is Santa always laughing?
Because he's the one with the big sack.
Why does It get dark at night?
Showtime!
Why did two bald men fight over a comb?
(You character - so funny) Because their wives needed it.
Why are do we have different time zones?
Everyone on committee played musical chairs.
Are dolphins really in love with us?
We wish, the are in love with a pets, but try to befriend us to get to them.
Why can't pets clean up after us?
They lick their paws.
Why are mole rats so ugly?
Because the are hairy.
Why am I so stubborn?
Because you decided you want to be and noone's going to persuade you otherwise.
Why don't we have feet like a Hobbit's?
Because theirs are too good for us.
What time is it when it is late?