"Well, better get ready, guys. Here comes some lame special effects again!"
Sherlock Holmes raised the piece of bloody pipe to within a inch of his eye and shouted...
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"Well, better get ready, guys. Here comes some lame special effects again!"
Sherlock Holmes raised the piece of bloody pipe to within a inch of his eye and shouted...
"Wow, do I ever need a manicure!"
If olive oil is made from olives, then baby oil must be...
....made from baby drool.
Web cams are annoying, yet save....
. . . the hassle of finding something constructive to do with your time.
Ovens are practical, but toasters . . . .
are the root cause of most at home accidents.
Last night, I saw the most amazing...
. . . toe fungus; it was blue and smelled like rotten milk.
Running four fans in your room at once . . .
might be akin to overkill.
It was so hot today, I could almost fry an egg on the...
...inside of the washing machine.
Skiing indoors is like....
. . . wetting the bed; it's kind of a waste of time.
When sweat interferes with your typing . . .
you need to get a moisture proof keyboard.
May I offer you a cool beverage, such as....
....just be glad you aren't getting frostbite.
How the obese matron likes to think is rather unseemly in.....
matters of apparel. You simply cannot force ten pounds of mud into a five pound sack!
I think I'll walk down to the graveyard tonight, as there is ...
bound to be some nice ghosts haunting the place.
I need a nice hot cup of....
...used motor oil.
The only thing visible from the cockpit of the plane...
...was the green and brown "sky."
Sausage and pepperoni go...