'Cause it smokes without fire.
Why do people hate ginger-heads?
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'Cause it smokes without fire.
Why do people hate ginger-heads?
Because they are expecting Ginger Rogers to dance over their heads.
Why do people need to eat?
To justify the need for toilets.
Why don't fishes talk?
They have bad breath.
Why isn't this red pen writing on the red paper?
It's el communista.
Did Cathy really love Linton?
Linton loved himself.
How do birds sleep?
Little pretenders them lot are. <Texan accent>
Is cricket is noisy game or a nosy creature?
Neither. The game is very quiet unless something actually happens. The insects should mind their own business otherwise they get smacked.
Why did the lemon cross the road?
It was late for a cocktail party.
Do books want to be read?
Yes of course, who do you think edits them.
Is the moon where you live and the moon where I live, related to each other?
Mine is schizophrenic.
Why are women unpredictable?
Because their partners are never around to help them make up their minds... (Hahahaha)
Why are men so pushy?
Aggressiveness is in our hormones. Can't help much. ;)
Why are there more guns than books in this world?
Because guns can't read.
Why is the sun hot?
Because of page-3.
Why are Japs so weird?