....sticking my Capt'n Jack poster to the wall.
My hands go numb when....
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....sticking my Capt'n Jack poster to the wall.
My hands go numb when....
I've had them around my employer's neck for an extended period of time. :D
The Thane of Fife, he. . . .
got run over by a train.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, poor moutaineer barely....
could git up an' outta bed. ;)
We're off to see the Wizard...
....the gnarly old wizard of trees...
Life is terrible when you're dancing up....
...glass mountains.
Playgrounds should...
always provide bark for you to eat when you fall off the monkey bars.
When I sit and contemplate the universe. . .
it always looks away, I guess the universe is shy, sometimes it tells me not to look at it, with a soft shy voice.
When the antz where locked in they...
immediately held a conference as to the next course of action, rounded up all the troops, and managed to break their way out with a battering stalk.
If bitten by a rabid animal. . .
the best course of action shoud be to bite back.
Once when I saw Barbara Walters on TV....
I realized that I had the wrong channel again, so I took my remote, aimed carefully, and changed that channel! You gotta be a man about it sometimes!
If the moon were actually made of green cheese...
I wonder if you would need green crackers.
Life is a bowl of cherries, but you must watch out for the ...
...cherry thiefs, or you might find that one day when you wake up you are missing a leg, taken by the cherry thiefs that took a few cherries from your bowl.
Godzilla and the powerrangers where having a...
tea party.
When suddenly Godzilla turned and said (bellowed?)....
Do you guys want another cup of tea?
The power rangers, having an important superboss fight in a few minutes said:...