But didn't I say single? As to where the other items were concealed...well, you don't want to take away the element of surprise, do you? ;)
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But didn't I say single? As to where the other items were concealed...well, you don't want to take away the element of surprise, do you? ;)
Wouldn't most find that a little too surprising?
Where is it concealed anyways?? ;)
Isn't that for the guys to find out? :blush:
Have you ever been stabbed? Believe me when I say that burning pain is not the way you want to find out that someone is carrying a concealed blade, and that is the usual way of finding out, is it not? :flare:
Did I say I'd be stabbed by it? Couldn't I come across it in the process of...erm...frisking? :blush:
So that is what guys will do??? Frisking?? hmmmm
:lol: Robin you are too much....poor Carol....:lol:
Frisking? Is that anything like the cat food? Lol, couldn't resist. :)
where`s the question?
Isn't the question about the friskiness of Robin? :p
Can there be any question about it? :brow:
You could question anything, tho, couldn't you?
When "frisking" with a lady whom you already know is carrying a concealed blade, Robin, my dear younger brother, you did know about a lady named "Lorena Bobbit", did you not? :blush: YEOWCH! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/bigeek.gif
Does he really know much of anything?
just kidding, robin.
Doesnt he know everything about everything? :p
Why would anyone even try to claim that? :)
Isn't it true that Robin's ego needs a little deflating?? My my, did my little blades create this big of a stir? Didn't you all know that Robin will never find them all, nor will any man? :shifty:
Does frisking one deflate ones ego?
Isn't it only deflating if one gets poked with a carefully placed bodice dagger?
Did anyone call for Craig T. Nelson?
Has the dagger been used already? ;) What level is the ego now??
Does the head swell to accomodate the ego?
Why does it seem that someone avoided the "Lorena Bobbit" question? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gif Do I get the feeling that someone knows that story all too well? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c060.gif :blush: :blush: :blush:
Why do you think I took to wearing an adamantium jock strap? :p
Could you image what old John went through when he arrived at the ER like That? I mean besides all male personal curling up in a fetal position? :lol: And then he gets the interesting news, "Oh, by the by, sir, we've located your ... and the doctor is talking about how do you feel about reconstructive surgery?" :blush: :rolleyes:
Can't you just hear him screaming, "PUT IT BACK ON!! FOR THE LOVE OF CUPID, PUT IT BACK ON!!!"?
Would you have dated Lorena Bobbitt after that fiasco?
Who's Lorena Bobbit?
(Smack me if you will, but it is a half-sincere question. I don't know anything about anything.)
You've never heard of Mrs. Bobbitt?
(She was popularized in the USA in 1993 after severing a portion of her husbands penis with a kitchen knife while he was sleeping.)
Does Loreena Bobbit scare the heck out of you? Do reattached appendages perform as well once they have been severed and reattached?
Would I be too forward in thinking I speak for the entire male population of the LitNet when I say, "We have no wish to find out from personal experience?" http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae36.gif
Do you even have to say it? :eek:
what is it?
Have you never heard that Mr. Bobbitt became a male porn star?
(Apparently, it works quite well. :D)
:sick: Does anyone else feel nauseous after reading the pornstar bit? And is there scarring to be seen? Is it like Cindy Crawford's trademark? :sick:
What's Cindy's trademark, or do I want to know?
I only know about the mole on her face. :lol:
Who on earth is Cindy Crawford?
Isnt she Candy who became Cindy? :D
Is she? :D
Maybe. What do you think? Does she really look like a candy?