Pam

Pam was thrown out of a Green Day concert for yelling, "DO-SI-DO!"

PAM was thrown out of a karaoke bar for his mishmash of "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt"

Pam sings the theme to Gilligan's Island in the bathtub, splashing the water around when he gets to: "The weather started getting rough!"

PAM uses the same bath water for 3 weeks.

Pam paints her toenails with roofing tar.

PAM has a collection of toenail cuttings that date back 10 years

Pam keeps a tiny bird feeder in his armpit hair.

As this game looks like more fun than a barrel o' monkey innards, I'd like in. Alas, I've no idea who Pam is. A little 'elp, please?

(Pam = "person above me").

Pam eats Spotted Dick from the can.

PAM seems to have experience with eating this ignobly named treat from the can...

Pam's wearing his Leave It to Beaver boxer shorts.

PAM sleeps in the buff

Pam buffs in his sleep.

PAM is President of Schlock and Awe, attorneys against law

Pam sees possum and muskrat as "two great tastes that taste great together."

PAM seems to know little of down South fine dining in America! :)

Pam doesn't see why they took My Mother the Car off the air.

Actually, I never saw a single episode!

PAM makes assumptions at times. all in good fun! :)

Pam is president of the Jerry Van Dyke fan club.

PAM is President of said club!

Pam doesn't see why life can't be more like Malcolm in the Middle.

PAM seems to like me for some reason

Pam's smarter than he looks. :)

Has the PAM ever actually seen a picture of me? Darn right. I couldn't be as stupid as I look! :)

Pam uses the automated checker station at the grocery store and pays with a sack full of pennies, feeds them into the machine one at a time, deliberately, methodically, while Sancho is waiting in line.

PAM is the dude at the grocery store that writes checks.

Pam holds up the queues in grocery stores with her dedicated team of one-armed bandits.

PAM flies to the checkout counter and perches on it screaming at everyone

Pam calls his hunting knife "Lonesome Sue."

PAM will have to be more specific. I probably have fifty hunting knives...

PAM has named each of his hunting knifes.

Pam wonders if vanishing cream would work on her boyfriend.

PAM should offer to try the experiment on himself, being the helpful person that I know he is! :)

Pam calls his favorite knife "Possumsbane."

PAM hids under the bed every time he hears thunder.

Pam keeps crawfish under her pillow in case she gets peckish during the night.

When PAM gets peckish he makes a collard green sandwich.

PAM is the same old furry, lovable Grover as ever!

Pam doesn't see why you even have to roast the damn possum.

PAM prefers to stir martinis