They saw The Wizard of Oz...
Where does the Red brick road lead to that starts in Munchkin land?
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They saw The Wizard of Oz...
Where does the Red brick road lead to that starts in Munchkin land?
the red brick road leads to Dunkin' Donuts that sells all those yummy munchkins that you find in Munchkin land
will a car roll on 4 donuts?
Not if they are stick donuts...
Can fat people skinny dip?
nope, only skinny people can skinny dip
are there dead things on a dead end street?
No...it's the END of the dead...they all turn alive there...
If the average foot is less than 12 inches, then why do they call it a foot?
because Big Foot says so
Ever heard of a metric system?
Yes, that's when the measure how big an item is before you purhcase it... The bigger the item the more you have to pay.
Have you heard of the Muffin Man?
Yes...and I head that you can't keep your hands off of his muffins...
Does every cloud have a silver lining?
Yes, how do you think they make silver jewellery.
Is there really such a thing as the boogie man?
Yes...when I make little green men out of my boogies...
Do you think that I'm gross?
eeewiiee, um I'll have to say yes to that last question, sorry Bien.
Are you happy with litnet?
I'll have to calculate that.
Why was Freud so obsessed with his mother?
Because she was the only one he had
Why, are you obsessed with his mother as well?
Jung would despise me for that.
Why is Woods such a tiger?
(:lol::lol:You crack me up) Because he deals with jungle animals.:lol:
Why do they call the press - the press?