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Play To engage in light-hearted activity, which actually pays well if you make it to the pros...
And sorry, but I have to define this myself...:smilielol5::smilielol5:
The Facts of Life Embarrassing speech about sex given by a parent to the average 12 year old. The embarrassing part is when the parent discovers that he or she should be the one listening and perhaps taking notes
Forgive
A gift for the recipient and a blessing to the giver.
eggplant
Machinery used in battery farming.
Visigoth
An attendee wearing camo at the Goth Festival.
pyrite
pyrite Fool's Gold, therefore any worthless object that foolish people feel will make them rich, such as the Stock Market
destiny
A soap opera set in Texas, about a family of dyslexics.
Grimace
A smile that has not determined whether it lives or not.
topknot
The knot tied by suicides in their belts when they hang themselves.
Intercourse
The opposite of extra coarse, of course.
benign
To remove someone's thumb.
Malarkey
The security guard responsible for locking up a Shopping centre at night.
effluent
Used to encourage disease.
affluent
Affluent - a state achieved when a persons wealth becomes excess to the extent that it produces a strong smell of sewage. See also: Stinking rich
Alien -
Alien Small greyish creatures with large eyes that have been abducting people since the famous crash in Roswell, New Mexico, in an effort to make sure that man is not descended from them
Theft
Theft (n): a dense patch of dry straw-like hair or fur
Conglomerate
Conglomerate- two or more corporations joined into for the purpose of making every radio station a Top 40 Station.
Popular.
Popular (adj) - the bursting state of an overfilled vessel, bag, or balloon.
Well this game seems to have stopped abruptly. I'll go again.
Ardent
The gouge in the Honda.
Extraordinary
A state of being excessively commonplace or mundane.
dragoman
dragoman - spiffygirl's archnemesis
sporran
sporran any object used as a sort of campy statement of Ethnicity
Sorrow
an argument between sorority sisters.
Graft
Graft to put together two or more dissimilar objects in the vain hope of making something new
evolution
A laissez faire attitude which hopes that something new will occur spontaneously.
pontificate
pontificate - to stop halfway across a bridge and stare down into the flowing water below and to be overwhelmed by this feeling of, well, you know, something pretty kinda heavy and deep and - well - important in a metaphysical sort of way that probably really matters and that fills you with this brimming sort of sense of your place in the universe and you hope you still feel this way tomorrow at work, or at least until you've explained it to your spouse
monastery
see pontificate (sans spouse)
yew
Yew (v): To Lash largish items together, such as a bundle of sticks, using hefty twine made from thick strands of yarn.
Marauder
Marauder One who destroys everything you ever worked for with two words: "You're fired!"
Boss
To push until you make an impression,
and all you are left with is an impression.
wonder
wonder An extraordinary something that has always been right under our nose but which we only could be bothered to notice right now, such as how beautiful a sunset or sunrise really is
Justice
Only you and I.
unknown
unknown as of yet, undiscovered
Famous
I miss the thread! :(
Famous One who has obtained his or her qualified 15 minutes on the stage of life
Infamous
Infamous Having done something to piss off the rest of the world
Bloody
Bloody: in Brit English, a mild swear-word, as all Americans are aware. This proves especially useful to any second-rate American actor required to play an Englishman in a US sitcom, because when his accent caroms wildly around the English-speaking world, from Australia to South Africa to Barbados to colonial Hong Kong, and despite the fact that when he homes in on these sceptered isles, it would appear that he grew up simultaneously in Liverpool, Cardiff, London, Newcastle and at Eton, his frequent inclusion of the word 'bloody' - however contextually incongruous - does at least help us to understand that his character is supposed to be from that place with the Queen, which means we can wearily steel ourselves for the inevitable gags about redcoats and fish'n'chips and bad teeth.
Mother or, more precisely, Mutha
As above, only opposite.
wherefore.
A word attributed to Juliet, who hadn't yet learned anything about genealogy.
Monster