If you were a...

sci-fi horror with the weirdest romance ever. :lol:

If you were a typewriter, who would have you?

Someone who hasn't mastered the recent technology yet.

If you were one of the seven dwarves, which one would you be?

sleepy


If you were a shoe what kind would you be?

pink ballet flats :D

If you were a recipe....

beef bourgnion ( sp?) I just saw Julie and Julia. Very good movie.

If you where a side dish, what would you be?

A fresh salad without the dressing.

Same question?

nay, I could be a main dish, appetizer or dessert, but I ain't no side dish LOL

if you were a clock, would you turn back time?

Yes. Would to see the outcome

If you were a clock would you push time forward?

No, I would stop the time ;)

If you were a song, which one would you be?

"Find the River" REM

If you were an adverb, what very lovely word would you be?

"Unwittingly".

If you were a book cover, which one would you be?

"Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief".


If you were in a band, what kind of music would you play.

Anything loud, preferably 80's music

If you were a teacher - what type would you be? (eg english, maths, science etc)

Pre-school teacher. Oh, wait, I already am! :p

If you were one of Shakespeare's tragedies, you would be...

Antony and Cleopatra

if you were a song which song would you be?

Rock with You - by Michael Jackson

Same question

At the moment... "No Rain" by Blind Melon

If you were book, which one would you be?

The Mill on the Floss


If you were not you, who would you be?

no one more interesting :)

if you were money, would you consider yourself bad influence on men?

Yes

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

husky i hope


if you were a painting what would you have painted on?

Plaster. (I'd be a fresco)


If you were a color, which would you be?

Red, hot Red.

If you were a car, which one would you be?

a convertible

If you were a yacht, where would you be now?

In a garage, rusting away.

If you were a McDonalds Happy Meal, how would you feel?

Scared... very scared...

If you were a football, who's boot would you like to kick you?

No one. I would prefer to be left in the locker room.

If you were in Lynch's film Eraserhead, what would you think?

(for those who haven't seen it)
If you were in the most @!&%ed up place you could imagine, what would you think?

"How'd I get back in my room?" :lol:


If you were a dude pretending to be a dude wearing a badger hat, which is in part played by another dude, what would you think?

I'm coming up with the answer as I figure out the mathematical equations.

If so were a kite, were would you fly?

I would fly to Paris. Have always wanted to go.

If you were a song what would your name be?

I guess one of my favorites - Hotel Yorba.


If you were a video game which would you be?

Good, old Tetris.

If you were a month, which one would you be?

September

If you were a season, which one would you be?

Winter

The same.

spring or fall

the same, i really wanna know the answer to this one

Winter. And I'll marry summer and live happily ever after in the tropics.

if you were Crazy Glue, what would you like to put back together?

can I say the beatles :S

if you were a song which one would you be?

(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want To Be Right

if you were a novel, what would it be about?

high aspirations, middling achievement, & contentment.

If you were a cup of coffee, would you be iced or hot? ;)

hot and black as midnight on a moonless night ;)

if you were scissors, what would you cut?