My oh my, now that is how you ask a girl out. Pen that was a fine example for us all. :D
Printable View
You are too Tend! How did your little rendesvouz turn out by the way? :D ;)
Pen that is not a pick up line. That's too romantic. That's asking a girl for a date. Pick up lines are are rather greasy. It's people looking for one night stands.
:lol: Now that is a pick up line. Makes you want to vomit.:sick: I can't believe someone would actually say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Idril
Well, if you're going to put yourself out there in such a bold way, you gotta expect that kind of reaction. ;)
It was just so awesomely bad yet brilliant in it's own way. :lol: We were too busy laughing to be offended and really, you have to give him points for creativity. :p
Aw, thanks all of you... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e050.gif You must remember, I said I was naive. Not that I hadn't dated, I went with my former girlfriend two years, everyone thought we would marry. Mart and I dated 11 months. We had been best friends for many years. It's the old case of a man and woman overlooking the obvious while looking for love in all the wrong places... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/liebe/d065.gif
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen I see we have been relegated to page number three.
By jove, we'll have none of that!!!
Raise your glasses good fellows.
:D Great to see you back in the game Ozeed!
A toast to OZ, the Great amd Terrible! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/beerchug.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/kamikaze/smiliehero.gif
I was wondering if we were ever going to see you boys again...
A toast, indeed!! And if we're lucky, some preserves (Strawberry? Raspberry?) to go with it!!
Are raspberry preserves manly?
Extremely manly. I think it is boysenberry jam that is a little effeminate, and let's not even get started with the whole marmalade issue.
Yes, raspberry preserves are manly...There is an initiation where men are forced to smear the preserves over their body and then spend the night in bear infested woods. Very Macho.
... macho/??? Um.. on a dare at camp... my ex smeared some strawberry jam on his leg and didn't use the blanket... I saw him and I have this innate motherly sense to blanket anyone I see... but I didn't notice the jam so... sticky blanket... well.. it was like 10 degrees ther at Baguio at that time... what choice did I have??/
:lol: well rasberry jam is good...I dont like blueberry though who wants somthing THAT sweet in the morning :sick:
but I like my orange curd best :nod:
Strawberry, if yuh don mind, suh. An' I'll have tea. Earl Grey, hot, mind. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/d060.gif
It all depends on how you eat it, the technique for spreading it on the toast and shoving it in your mouth. And then speaking with your mouth full and chewing it like a big ball of bubble gum. Almost anything can be manly. :D
:lol: :lol: I'll have to pass on this one. Call me effeminate, but no thanks.
hm...i dont really like jam or jelly...too messy...
seeds not bugs??
:goof:
Oh I say? Bugs in the perserves? Are we having amber? http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNi...terflynose.gif All jokes aside, chaps, I did once get a jar of honey with part of the comb and a very large bumblebee in the jar! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/a025.gif
...and that's as fresh as it gets!! :p
well fish that are still alive and jumping around you kitchen for and hour and still flickering after 2 when you have a house full of under 5s is slighty fresher I think :p
:D well...If it still had the bear hair...than we could say fresher. :D
night...fishes eh? crazy!:D
Have you ever cooked fresh eel...if its fresh, after you kill it and skin and drop it in the pan...it crawls out...its kinda unerving to see deboned (so to speak) and headless eels crawling out of a pan...it has a tendancy to make your gf scream uncontrollably. :D :D
Perhaps we ought to create a new stereotype of masculinity as the Literary Eel Chef who participates in jam-related pagan rituals. I could so see that in a movie....
Hey I dont blame her that would make me scream or throw up, somthing else that is a bit unevring is when you go fishing and catch is it a baracuda? rows and rows of sharp tea you get them in warm water like the med , the red and the Arabian gulf, quite tasty.
But when your 7 and you catch opne and it thn proceeds to eat throw 6 plastic bags in a hour, that makes you scream.
How do you baracuda, Night? :rolleyes:
:huh: sorry Im guessing somthing was majorlly wrong with my sentance but Im having a bad dislexa day and the spelling and grammer has gone to pot.
Bracuda is lovley grilled wih roast tomatoes and lemon and herbs... served with tahina and red rice....oflat bread:nod: :D
mmm! :)
I found a good recipie that I'm using for trout cooked in foil. That's tasty too.
:D indeed, my gf's mom cooks baracuda, its tasty!
Trout, imo, is best cooked in foil by bbq, or 'candied' with a honey glaze...:thumbs_up
:D yeah...thats a bit like when I was younger fishing with my dad and my little sister...she caught a bottom feeding hagfish type thing...it was pretty nasty...and she was pretty terrified. :D
Norwegian Salmon for me please, throw on some wasabi and I'm all smiles