At the back of The North Wind...
Do you know there is a town in Arkansas called Flippin? :lol:
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At the back of The North Wind...
Do you know there is a town in Arkansas called Flippin? :lol:
Really?
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
It's in my dictionary!!
And Lainy if it means that i got my headache so u would lose urs.then i love mine.I'll make it my new bestfriend ;).
How does a fish drink?
With it's mouth
Na oni ta riki vana misko?
s urrain sinn uile rud mar siud a deanamh ..... tha mi n dochas.
What would a fish drink if it was gill able?
Aren't gills just for filtering? I would definitely fish would drink human blood if it were able to.
Did you just see me smile?
Yep! You're smiling! We should always be happy!!!! putasockinit, Reccura...
Why don't we use real mouse for our computers?
:lol: That is hilarious Reccura.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reccura
Thank you, ktd222! i just thought about it anyway.... :p
so, why don't we use a real mouse for our computers? Well?
The real ones might start playing cat and mice game :D
Why is water wet?
actually, it's only mildly moist. :p
Why is this key stuck to the other one?
So they dont get lost.
Why is envy green?
Because fear took white, sad blue, and anger red.
Why does the moon have a face? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/scream.gif
It has a back side already.
If those who can, do and those who cant, teach who teaches the teachers?
Well, I don't know that, but I do know that some teachers certainly can!
Why do clocks tick so loudly?
Time is running out... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/jailed.gif
Why do tears fall? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/snooker.gif
Tears fall because they can't jump.
Why is Astro-turf green and not pink?
Because its made from recycled snooker baize.
How did the kettle respond when the pot said he was black?
The kettle said "I know you are but what am I."
Smell me?
You have to ask?
Won't your significant other mind?
Mind what? That you can smell me? I have enough for to go round twice:blush:
A cow says what?
Wanna dance 'Mow dance' with me? :D
What colour is Blue?
It's not black.
Y is milk white?
So you use more and then buy more....
Why is water wet?????
Possibly, if the sign painter only had white paint... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/skull.gif
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Sure they do, its called White Chocolaty Milk :D
Can we have a river with milk flowing in it? :D
Sure, but it'll go bad in two weeks. I don't suggest buying any river front property...:lol:
Why is sand so sandy?
Because Sandy Cheeks!
What does "getting an education" really mean"
It means wasting time in an institution while people with jobs get a real education.
Why do I wanna hop around like a bunny right now?
Something to do with the 3 carrots you just ate.
Why do bunnies have such long ears?
because they want to look more like donkeys.
Why do they wiggle their noses so much?
Who's they? If you mean genies, then it's because they're granting wishes.
I say trod, and you say?
a response :p
Why did Red Ridinghood wear red?
Youse want she should wear blue, wit a monkier like "Red"? Get outa here! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...hreatening.gif
Why did the wolf dress like grandma?
Little known fact about lone wolf males, crossdressers!
Why do little balls of lint form on blankets?
Because individual lint atoms get lonely and cold.
Why does pizza taste so good?
because the tomato sauce is eager to please.
Why does the trombone have a slide?
to entertain his inner child!
How many boogers can one nose hold?
I know a guy named Booger that could hold his own nose. Theoretically, if two people were close together he could grab two noses at once, for a grand total of booger holding 3 noses....umm does that answer the question?
Is there a reason for baldness?
Yes, it was found the the rate of baldness in men is directly proportional to the strength of their lifeforce;)
Who's there?