Pam

And then there's the PAM! Blech!

:sick: can't i have some other PAM??

Who's asking whom? Turn that thing around and take what's coming. Yeah, place the accusation squarely on yourself, and repeat, "I am only a rookie!"

This is going nowhere... and I'm sick of fruits already... bleh!

The PAM knows little about little and much of nothing...

the PAM knows much about little and little of something . . .

The PAM is nothing but an AI from outerspace...

the PAM loves AIs from outerspace . . .

The PAM's subroutines are clearly malfunctioning :p

The PAM is gassy.

to the PAM

nothing's right in your left brain
and nothing's left in your right brain..

hey papaya :wave: :D

The PAM is extremely frugal, she doesn't even pay attention! :P

the PAM rarely thinks before she speaks :p..

hi kathy..

The PAM stubbornly and deliberately wears mismatched socks.
Hi Eva :)

The PAM has hairy elbows

Hi Eva, Kathy

The PAM has sharp pointy elbows that she uses to get ahead in a queue, this causes security to throw her out of any big event she tries to enter.

The PAM is green because he eats turnip greens, evidently, he seems obsessed or maybe possessed by the vegetable! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/repa.gif

The PAM has smoke up is nose.

The PAM is correct, all Dragons do, but we wish to point out that it is the wolf that is running away.... ;)

:lol: Well, we're not stupid when it comes to fire breathing creatures.

Yes, but nobody said anything about the Dragon breathing fire in your direction, mon ami.... ;)

Thanks buddy. I hope you've been feeling better.

Yeah, I will survive, by the grace of God, Virgil, my good friend. I appreciate your concern. AFA. :wave: :angel:

Ah.. that's sweet...

The PAM is friend's with animals... [not that that's bad..]

The PAM, The Godess of Death and Destruction, has a soft heart hidden in there :wave: Hi, Shini

The PAM is a dragon that uses turnips to create a poisonous breath, when he breathes fire, if it isn't fire that kills you, it'll be the fumes :p :D

don't forget the garlic . . .

the PAM is a frog/butterfly cross who lives in cupboards and eats unwary dustmice.

the PAM enjoys reading Terry Pratchett.

Yipes the PAM snuck in on my insulting mir post. Either I am too slow or the PAM is a speedy poster! Perhaps the PAM is also a toenail afficianado...


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Hello there,mir! how can one insult such a nice person? Should I attempt an insult or let her escape unscathed? Nah, insult I must!

the PAPAM has a numbered and dated toenail clipping collection.

The PAM has six fingers on each hand and four toes on each foot.

The PAM s an arrogant jerk.

the PAM and the PAPAM are involved in the PAPAPAM's toenail clipping smuggling ring.

hi kathy!

:wave: Heya!

The PAM is the secret head of the toenail clipping ring, in addition to being a ringeader of the bananas. Oops, cats out of the bag now, mir! :brow:

I disagree with the papam remark re: arrogant jerk. The PAPAM seems nice to me, although one would argue that he has dishpan hands.

hm...

the PAM is a genetically modified organism.. She has a turnip gene.. and since she's now older, she is attracted to the male turnips...
*thinks of a thought that was not meant to be thought* Eww.....

the PAM's mind breeds questionably bad thoughts..

hi Shin.. :)

The PAM has one eye and is a daughter of the cyclops.

The PAM thinks rubber gloves are the height of fashion. Perhaps to hide his dishpan hands?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/glove.jpg

Look, they are waving at all of you! ;)

The PAM forces her turnips to wear rubber gloves.

The PAM wears gloves on his feet.

The PAM has hairy toes and boils on her face.

PAM finds himself strangely attracted to hairy toes.