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Oh, sure, Virg get's a big ol' pat on the back for HIS 2000th post...to take a catchword from Nero Wolfe: "Pfui." :p
Eh, that's okay--I don't drink, anyway.
...icy. Ice, as in igloos, and eskimos, and penguins, and ice.
Archery and Fencing as sports are...
.....almost as great as having 2,072 posts!!! YAY, Robin!! Wooohooooo!!!! Bring out the sparkling cider, Let's boogie to some classic 80's!! Really, congrats!!!
Exuberance is quite entertaining, in fact.....
...the more exclamation marks the merrier, especially when congratulating a friend.
Homework cramming can lead to...
.....nausea from too much caffeine.
You can tell what kind of person a man is by the.....
...way he handles a book.
there, within the great abyss lay...
...the fallen angel, Eros, taken by his own spears.
(I do believe I entirely made that up, but that's the point, isn't it?)
Pulling plants up by the roots won't...
...give you the release you seek.
the hands of time stood still as...
i kiss your lips under the rain.
the world began when
...all the infinite concepts of perception collided.
*scream* rabbits!!!...
sure RABBITS!!!! lets have a party
can there be a time when it's not good to have a party??
... Nope, Keep on wishing for that time but it wouldn't happen.
The sun has gone and so must ...
WHOO!! Thanks to all those who congratulated me. All one-and-a-half of you.
...stop by the Bahamas for a nightcap. Unfortunately, Delta lost its luggage and the Sun must spend six months in Siberia looking for shampoo.
Harper's Weekly...
can't say I ever read the rag! (BTW don't feel bad, Robin, no one noticed when I passed 2000 either!)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
...in this world every bit of beauty counts.
Why did the chicken....
cross the expressway.
A roof over your head will....
...keep the bird 'gaw' out of your oatmeal.
When sundown pales the sky.....
... it seems even more beautiful.
Such a lovely place and such a lovely ...
...lake under the mountain.
The pounding in my head will someday....
... will make me slap my boss.
It was age of wisdom and ...
[QUOTE=Pensive]... will make me slap my boss.
QUOTE]
:lol:
...dirtinesss; no one bathed.
If winter comes, can spring be....
...as bouncy as it wants to be?
Ugh, why do errands have to.........
...involve other people; I just wanna be alone.
Click, click, click, the one legged man is...
running a marathon
I don't like people who never finish their train of... :p
...
The very worst thing about women is...
... they understand men only too well.
wherever you go ...
...that's where you are.
Weren't you the one in the penguin suit that...
...spilled rat poison all over the garden slald.
Damn the torpedoes, full speed...
...inside out. Whaddya mean, "the sub doesn't turn that way?" Blast it, it does if I say it does!
Turbochargers, afterburners, and variable geometry wings...
...are not suitable appendages for a baby's pram, kindly remove them immediately!
There comes a time in the life of every man...
...when sleeping for 12 hours becomes a dream
Once upon a time....
you and me were one.
when the days were bright....
...my eyes were blinded
What would you do......
...if the old man next door decided to ask you for some skin lotion.
Flying a kite will only lead to....
a windy day
why is it that very day...
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
...I was going to start swimming in the puddle, it froze?
Lately, I've been having a very hard time getting....
to bed on time.
you know it's over when...
...someone wakes you and tells you its your 44th birthday.
Yawning is a sign that....
...life has finally lost it's infinite appeal.
all you need is a duck, a stapler and a copy of Metamorphosis to create...
...a poisonous hunting decoy that will turn any waterfowl to vermin.
Quick! Get me a cactus, a number 3 and a half pencil, and a dumbbell! We need to...
... do something.
This one will ...