If I were a ______, what would you be?

A wake-up call

If I were a casket, what would you be?

It's maker(So I can get some money. Lol)

If I were a piggy bank, what would you be?

A deposit, apparently.

If I were kidney stone, what would you be?

not amused

If I were a puppy, what would you be?

Dog-gone

If I was a calendar, what would you be?

Counting down the days.

If I were a lock of hair, what would you be?

Sentimental

If I were a figment of your imagination, what would you be?

imaginative

If I were a stick, what would you be

Fetching

If I were a piece of bark, what would you be?

The rest of the tree.

If I were a pillow, what would you be?

Dreaming

If I were a bullet, what would you be?

the gunpowder

If I were an anvil, what would you be?

bullet with butterfly wings (sorry, it's a Smashing Pumpkins reference)

If I were a dork, what would you be?

still oblivious

If I were obsessive, what would you be?

ditto

If I were a poker chip, what would be?