If you were a...

Invested in a better art teacher

If you were an underwear model (or something..else..of a non modest nature), how would you let your mother find out what you did for a living?

I would just hope that she didn't...it was bad enough telling her that I was "walking steel"

If you were a Peanut Butter sandwich, what would you be made with...?

**art teacher?** :)

Hitlar loved drawing and art but failed his test to get into art school. Maybe if he'd made it in....who knows?

If I were a peanut butter sandwhich I would be made with peanut butter and cherry butter (a kind of jam thats made with butter..delicioso!)

If you were a 5 year old and had no supervision in a house to yourself, what would you do first?

**thanks...I didn't know that about Hitler**
***Cherry butter sounds good***
I'll leave the house...be back in 30 minutes, and I'll be able to tell you...
(but I'd say just watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

If you were a fire, what would you consume?

What would I not consume would be a better question.:lol:


If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?(For example, I would be a Ferrari with tank treads)

I'd be a 1967 Stingray...

If you were the most romantic person in the world, what would you do for that special someone?

Smile.


If you were a mythical monster, what would you be?(specifically)

**I'm only child-like...*
I would make breakfast with all the fixin's, give a foot massage with a scrub, followed by a moisturizing cream...followed by a wax dip for the hands and feet...then a back massage. give 2 hours of peace and quiet...while I clean up everything in the house (keeping after the kids)...

If you were a book, describe what you would look like (physical appearance not content) ...what would your pages would look like, would you be hard cover or paperback, bookmark or none?

Thick, tattered leather cover, BIG pages, golden lettering in a languge only I could read, finished up with marvelous illustrations.


If you were a mythical creature, which one would you most describe yourself as?

Griffith (a lion/eagle)

If you were Smeagol (the Gollum on the Lord of the Rings), how would you break the curse that the ring had on you?

I would get a nice haircut, some clothes, and a steak to replace the fish I used to eat. then I would join the Peace Corp. of Isangard.


If you were a duck, would your quack echo? (or Narcissus?:lol:)

yess.....


if you were a fox what would you do?

Be foxy.


If you were a badger, what would you do?(Don't say 'badger people':lol:)

First I would start out by finding a nice family who would love a badger. I would ask them if they had enough room for a badger to live with them. I would be polite and keep myself clean. I would never be cross with the children, but I would teach them respect and etiquette. Then I would request that (if I may) invite a nice lady badger to come and stay...but only after we courted for an appropriate amount of time and were properly married. We may even have a few little badgers of our own.

If you were a writer (which many of you are), what character would like to write about?

An antagonist. Stories can't exist without them.



If you were a villain, what would your plans be?