Because color TVs are so expensive and there's nothing worth watching on them anyway.
Why does rain make a splattering sound as it hits the pavement?
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Because color TVs are so expensive and there's nothing worth watching on them anyway.
Why does rain make a splattering sound as it hits the pavement?
Because there are gnomes living under the ground and formed a band named The Gnomies and the drummer is the rocker!
Why are comic cartoons funny?
Because they can make funny faces at people and everyone just laughs.
Why do turkeys have that dangling gobbet of flesh hanging off their faces?
It is their way of saying "Got no wrinkles on my face."
Why do fish have scales?
Mrs. Paul runs "Weight Watchers" on the side. :rolleyes:
Why do fireflies have flashy rears?
Because it helps the fire-fighters put the blaze out. You see, fireflies are interdimentional beings who also travle in time. As the friction from this is intense, they ofturn have to summon a fireman or twenty.
Why is my lava lamp sexier than I am?
Cuz it knows how to GO with the FLOW. :cool:
Why are Necromancers so pale?
coz they ran out of demons to summon
why my guitar gently weeps?
Because B.B. King overlooked it for Lucille.
Why do we name our children?
Because fitting them with homing devices costs too much.
Why are places so annoyingly cold?????????
Because others are so annoyingly hot.
If places are annoyingly cold, why do people go on about global warming?
Because Greenpeace have nothing better to do. Its a conspiracy I tell you!
Why do I always bash Greenpeace?
Because it makes people like me laugh. :lol:
Why does that flaring red smilie annoy me so much?
Because you are the illicit love child of the blue smilie, and your hatred for it is pseaudo-genetic. Blue hates red, and thus so do you.
Why do I have to ask a question?
becasue youd stagnate otherwise.
Why is why why and not wobble?