Pam

Pam is a justice in league with the squirrel mob.

Edit: (wrong Pam!)

Pam is really Judge Dredd!

PAM has an unnatural affection for squirrels.

Pam rides catfish sidesaddle across the Red River.

PAM is making a squirrel pelt coat.

Pam stuffs nuts in her cheeks.

PAM is lurking somewhere in the Red River.

Pam uses armadillos as roller skates.

PAM enjoys armadillo as "possum on the half shell"

@tonywalt *chuckle* OK I will admit to that one! Also to yelling "Fore!" when passing a golf course!

Pam reads movie subtitles out loud.

like the PAM doesn't!

Pam moves his lips at stop signs.

PAM tells everyone in the cinema or the room the entire plot as the movie goes along.

Pam hums "Secret Agent Man" on his way to work.

PAM hums 'Eye of the Tiger' and punches the air, Rocky Balboa' style on their way to every destination.

Pam cries, "Shiver me timbers!" during sex.

PAM hangs around the women's prison looking for dates.

Pam dates the invisible man and then accuses him of standing her up, even when he hasn't.

PAM stood up Hawkgirl...

Pam's corncob pipe is the envy of the holler.

PAM is unaware I prefer my bulldog...

http://www.smokershaven.com/images/p...2010902008.jpg

Pam slips Confederate currency into strippers' garters.

PAM is the one frequenting these establishments, I have never been in one and never will be. Besides, my Confederate Money is all tied up in land for when The South rises again!

Pam creases his trousers with the knife he uses to gut deer.

PAM collects those little twist ties that keeps bread closed.

Of course I save twisties. Any sane man would.

Pam throws failed suitors to the hungry crawfish.

PAM smokes crawdads

PAM wakes up early to watch Royal Weddings and while no tears are shed - after the wedding walks onto the street and exclaims, "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"

Pam dates interactive software.

PAM grabs the microphone at formal events and proposes to women. Many accept.

PAM wishes he had the courage to propose...

Pam had a red hot Sadie Hawkins day.

Actually, PAM, that was an event when I was in High School. I was never asked. The only school dance I attended was the Senior Prom. My date and I are still married since 1979.

Anyhoo, PAM needs to check his last post in The Devil's Dictionary!

Pam was baptized in mosquito repellent.

PAM's uncanny valley is next to the point of no return

Pam had porcupine for Thanksgiving.

PAM bought the quills of said porcupine on e-bay as "natural acupuncture needles."

Pam considers snake handling the eighth Sacrament.

PAM is talking with a forked tongue!

Pam knows 17 ways to prepare bullhead.

PAM thinks Bullhead eggs are caviar.