Doctor: A guy who gets sued a lot.
Scheister:
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Doctor: A guy who gets sued a lot.
Scheister:
Scheister: German for sh*t The French is Merde May also be translated as "Shyster" which is a lawyer who is full of it
Folie à deux:
Folie a deux (don't know how to do accent markings): Technically it means shared psychosis, but since there's an owl hooting in the woods outside my house, I'm going to take liberties and instead say it means the same as Foie gras, liver of a goose or duck wot has been fattened up and slaughtered just to make spread for our crackers. So you see, my reign of wit continues with this latest gibe, thus whetting your appetites in anticipation of my next tumble down the well of jocularity.
Hoot:
Hoot: A noise made by an owl perhaps to search for a mate perhaps just because it is a owl and doesn’t know any better.
Epidemic hysteria:
Epidemic hysteria: One of many reasons, most of them entirely stupid, to explain why 200 people who are not all from the same family saw a UFO over town last night. (NOTE: We are on a fly by from two or more Army Bases, and refueling exercises are sometimes mistaken for UFO's. When the Stealth was being tested in the air here, it was reported as a UFO as far North as Roanoke, roughly 140 miles North. Why can't they just say we were doing Arial tests in that area and that's what you saw?)
UFO:
UFO: An acronym standing for Mass Psychogenic Illness--or maybe not.
Acronym:
Acronym: a city south of Lake Erie, and the fifth largest city in Ohio. Wait, that's Akron.
Dullsville:
Dullsville: Take Exit 13 off I-666. You can’t miss it.
Interstate:
Interstate: an over-hyped movie by Christopher Nolan, whose other films are nothing short of genius. This one, however, was more of a kludge, featuring several themes thrown together into one not entirely cohesive whole. It was, in my view, Nolan's first less than stellar (sorry) effort.
Matt Damon:
Matt Damon: Jason Borne
Johnny Depp:
Johnny Depp: So over it's painful. Please, Johnny, go away.
Vexatious:
Vexatious: Aggravating, something a lot of this "political correctness" and the "I'm offended so you better change" movement has become
Hype:
Hype: To use one’s mouth to put a spin on something. This generates a large amount of BS which, taking the path of least resistance, hits the fan.
Fan:
Fan: 1) Paper thing created by the Chinese that is hand held and can double as a weapon. 2) Caged propeller that spins and blows air towards the direction it is pointed. 3) To display playing cards with a flourish 4) the mythological object that takes it in the kisser when the chips are down and the BS high
Flourish:
Flourish:
• The Pillsbury Dough Boy
• What one does after sieving flour
• Food that reeks of flour
Sieve: