If you were a...

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if you were given 10million dollars today, what would be the first thing you would do after you quit your job?

Start a new business.

If you had child what would the biggest change for you after he/she was born?

lack of freedom

if you were a fly on the wall what would you want to see/hear?

A pile of crap?

If you were a pile of crap?

HAhaHa! Potty Humor!

If you were a pile of crap?

I'd attract dung beetles

If you use your nose to smell and a skunk uses its nose to smell, then you smell like a skunk...

smelling a pile of crap???

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

I stick my nose right up their crotch and take a good whiff.

If you were a tricycle, were would you want to be peddled?

out the front walkway to carry the rider to see daddy...

If you were the rider, what would be your fondest memory?

Crashing into the brat that lived next door and making her cry.


If you were able to become invisible, what would you do?

Funnily enough - crash into the brat and her mother next door and making them cry. I know she was recently dumped and is now a single mum, but damn is she miserable, hhmm, maaaybe i could explore this more to my advantage......(ideas racing thru head with a hint of a smile appearing)

If your life were a biography, how interesting would it be?

*it would be so interesting that on every continent in the world, there would be a sandwich named after me.

If you were a a method of escape what would you be?

The usual routine: I kill the sweaty Turkish guard with a collected bars of soap in a sheet, change to guard outfit, walk out the front door, and a Istanbul "Gypo Giro Cab" to the border, where my trusty Corgi Sam picks me up in his souped up Mini.

If (or when) you are King or Queen of the World what would your first act be?